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Truman the Tiger, mascot for the University of Missouri, sits on a tattered, filthy couch, sparking a very large bong filled with ditchweed.

Girl, you look at the Kansas local elections yesterday and say that to my face

Madam, at best you would have a pamphlet. A very small one.

If "billionth" is, then you are correct, obvs.

Yeah, my complaint (tonight, so far) is the audio. It's cutting out for me, too. But I think we can count on more bad things this season.

Ugh. I had forgotten just how awful the audio and video of ESPN+ can be.

The nerve. The unmitigated gall.

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

Rashee Rice, just tryna move forward and learn from his mistakes.

I don't know. Never is an awfully long time. I'm not saying it will happen or if it does, that it'll be anytime soon. We might not live to see it.

But people said never about Cleveland and the team the Chiefs are playing right now.

Which I totally support.

This is your periodic reminder that the Tomahawk Chop is racist claptrap and adds nothing to the game or the experience of watching it.

You want hard D?

Sigh.

The Chiefs are just gonna be exhausting this year, aren't they?

When I was a 2L, I roasted my first ever turkey. I did it the first weekend in December and lived off the leftovers all the way through finals. Never had to worry about meal planning that semester.

If you ever want to piss off a nephrologist, tell people within earshot that nephrologists tell fortunes based on the size, shape and topography of skulls. That's a phrenologist, but the kidney docs *HATE* that.

When the dental hygienist isn’t interested in THE TRUTH about fluoride

And even if you do make the catch, your failure to avoid being tackled is weakness and also Roger Goodell is a global jihadist.

I've never watched that "Happy's Place" show with Reba McEntire. I'd be willing to start, but I don't think I'll ever pick up the complex narrative thread.

If Cuomo hates New York so much, why doesn't he just leave now?

I just assume that every NFL player who doesn't say the name of the college he attended now hates that school or doesn't know how to pronounce it or forgot that he went there or never knew where he went.

They'll both get the job done for at least one ride?

Deeply racist, yes, but also deeply stupid.

Rural counties have higher enrollments than urban ones. Some of the largest enrollment states are red ones like Louisiana, Oklahoma and West Virginia. Undocumented immigrants are ineligible. Most beneficiaries are required to work 80 hrs/month.

For the alcohol soluble flavors!

I don't understand why that'd be controversial. Some flavors are oil soluble and this unlocks them. You're going to deglaze the pan anyway.

Who told you it wasn't already brown?

It's true. She *NEVER* would.

This is the future liberals want!