@baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social
Here for jokes. Some guy, dad, cat dad, multitudes, etc.
A bad cold and another 5 inches of the snow was the last thing I needed today. Wish I could hibernate until spring.
24.02.2026 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A tabby calico cat in a basket on a tan couch.
22.02.2026 02:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The first rule of sandwich club is that we eat sandwiches.
20.02.2026 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All the kitties say I'm pretty fly... for a human guy.
20.02.2026 20:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is wearing a jacket in many of these video clips.
19.02.2026 02:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Should be, but instead I'm sitting alone in a boggy marsh.
16.02.2026 18:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sofa king hot
13.02.2026 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I assume nowhere near enough. Like you eat the full bag and then find out that a bag is 20 servings.
13.02.2026 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There should be a meal between breakfast and lunch. We can call it... bunch.
13.02.2026 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You just proved that aliens don't exist. If these powerful gods descended from the sky, surely they wouldn't share their skies with any extraterrestrials.
11.02.2026 17:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A calico cat, with a messy room in the background.
Gwen lives in Maryland.
10.02.2026 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
a highway exit sign shows the highway continuing for "Save draft" while the exit goes to "Post." a car is swerving into the exit lane
Always Be Posting
09.02.2026 20:43 β π 1060 π 116 π¬ 24 π 9after all why not? why shouldn't I believe it's butter?
09.02.2026 05:52 β π 256 π 57 π¬ 9 π 3We've still got butts, potatoes, Jesus, and manscaping.
09.02.2026 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some context from my wife:
"Oh no, does she have to be a potato farmer now?"
Just learning they don't make the ball from a severed human foot.
08.02.2026 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meteorites are made of metals of extraterrestrial origin, because they are not from Earth. And yes, they are recovered and studied, to learn more about the solar system.
05.02.2026 22:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All hail.
05.02.2026 22:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0felt cute, might get in a death cab later.
05.02.2026 14:44 β π 217 π 53 π¬ 6 π 0Big Hero Dix
03.02.2026 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Punxsutawney Phil is the only member of the mainstream media that I trust.
02.02.2026 17:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Date: So, how are your genitalia?
Me: They've been described as... ample.
Imagine me naked. Wrong. MORE MOLES.
* this is funnier if you're a Caspar Babypants fan
That's an easy 2.
02.02.2026 01:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She's a 10 bit she turns board game boxes on their sides.
02.02.2026 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To everyone who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library tomorrow..
31.01.2026 18:31 β π 1134 π 115 π¬ 58 π 8
Drawing of a weird cat playing a keyboard from a medieval illuminated manuscript.
Saw this guy in person at the Walters Art Museum.
01.02.2026 00:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
