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What are with these absurd titles. “The Mandalorian & Grogu” sounds like a joke, while “Starfighter” is like calling your Star Trek movie “Starship”

Fantastic Four is the first MCU movie I’ve seen in ages and it was pretty good! It’s a shame they’ve otherwise squandered so much of their goodwill from all the slop they’ve made that it will probably lose money through no fault of its own

Maybe she shouldn’t have run on tacitly supporting a genocide and courting center right voters then? 🤷‍♂️

Corporal Wainfleet is my Avatar Glup Shitto and I will cheer everytime I see him. How do you build on one of the funniest minor villain deaths in film? bring him back for more

Watching eyepatchwolf's 100 games videos, and him saying "If you're judging a piece of media by it's fanbase, you do not have interesting takes about media" is basically how I feel about it

I’m so glad these Nazis were able to express themselves. Now let us show you a Red Army soldier leading a child off to be shot. If you have a problem with this it’s because you are watching the movie incorrectly

I love it when people try and defend Jojo Rabbit. They get so mad when you point out obvious shit like “the movie schmaltzes all over Klezendorf while portraying the men he’s fighting - ie the Allies - as ruthless murderers”. Dogshit movie for some of the biggest babies online

The movie holds a more favorable view of the Klezendorf fighting the Red Army to their last until they’re led off to be executed (after they save JoJo) than the people theyre fighting. Thats quite obvious. Do you really think the movie meant you to think Klezendorf was detestable lol

This is a movie that tried to make me feel bad for the Nazis getting killed by the Red Army. I don’t think that’s something a movie ever needs to do

Lucas was able to get great VFX from ILM because he had an incredible executive skillset that included being able to communicate well with ILM about what he needed for any given shot.

Meanwhile, Taika Waititi would prefer to mock the work of his VFX artists after the movie’s already been released.

This is so true that I think some psycho commentator actually said this out loud- I wish I could find it now but it was in the immediate months following Oct 7

It drives me crazy that now the media is paying attention to Gaza and people are noticing again because of photos of starving kids. Imagine if they had shown photos of videos of the thousands upon thousands of kids shredded by bombs, which were (and are) all over social media on the daily for years

*watches 4K Avatar 3 teaser through undisclosed means* Big Jim is gonna do it again, looks fucking amazing

You realize Kamal and biden both literally said out loud there was no red line that would make them stop funding israeli weapons? they were literally the opposite of willing to move, you are revising history. You are a liar.

too early to call now but "we didn't want to just put on a leather jacket and start killing vampires" is maybe a career defining quote for kevin feige. thats gonna haunt him. thats not getting forgotten anytime soon bro

Iron Dome is a misdirection. The point isn't what aid we give the genocidal regime, the point is that we are giving any at all. Iranian missiles don't give a damn about the iron dome, and neither do I. It's the fact that we are giving help to people murdering 2 million civilians.

What story did I make up about your vain, dumb ass exactly

Maybe you’d get less pissed off if you stopped fanatically name-searching yourself, you giant loser

Where is the over-analysis of the Bay movies in this thread my guy

This childlike lens - that non-lethal violence is always the line - is a holdover from kids’ shows that you’re meant to have grown out of, but it obviously has an extremely powerful hold on a certain brand of online nerds.

Now - TFOne is a children’s movie. You should engage with it as such. It’s not a problem - unless you’re a grown ass adult and are using that grade of storytelling to calibrate your own morality lol.

- a world-historic, species betraying monster by any definition - shouldn’t be executed. Instead Optimus ludicrously (even with the films obvious attempts to put its thumbs on the scale) claims that D-16 is just like him.

In the Bay films, tedious fans slam Optimus for his willingness to kill without hesitation. But in TFOne they cheer Optimus for stopping D-16 from killing Sentinel Prime - even though that movie at no point puts any effort at all into justifying why killing Sentinel

of not losing recurring villains rather than any sort of coherent morality. Like just look at the screenshot. This is presumably an adult, and they’re deciding the heroes are almost the same as the villains based not on what they’re fighting or killing for, but whether they kill at all? Christ.

Online nerds raised on media like Transformers, Batman and Superman seem to have only one way of judging pop culture heroes: do they kill? It’s childish and cringe, particularly given how “no killing” as a rule often originates from the commercial consideration 🧵

I don’t care who thinks I am wrong: Firefly is a relic of its time and it should stay dead.

Not only is Whedon a mega creep and apparently Tudyk an enabler, the show was nowhere as progressive as it pretended to be. Oooh everybody speaks Chinese!

Where are the Chinese people?

I don’t think there’s anything more putrescent than 2000s adult nerd culture. What a significant milestone for Whedon loving neckbeards living in 2005

I'd like to think we've advanced enough as a society to admit that Firefly deserved to get cancelled

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