Krissy Strange Nerd

(government minister reading a report on the thousandth clinical drug trial of a pill that eliminates poverty, with a 100% success rate, that generates 10 times the value it costs to produce & makes government ministers public heroes) I don't understand, so the poor are made to suffer how, exactly?

A photo of a pair of salt a pepper shakers in the shape of robins

Look at my robin salt and pepper shakers and weep as you are overcome with cuteness

small screenshot showing a subreddit name - r/HarryPotterAIArt

Wow, what a crossover. Evil meeting evil. Truly a dream team of shit.
#HarryPotter #AI #TERFS #AISlop

I just see things that are happening now and I think I must have a kind of burnout because my instinct is just to sort of shrug 'yeah, that figures, whatever'

Trump gave Clinton a blowjob? yeah, figures, whatever
Dogshit Mario film? yeah, figures, whatever
Butter costs £5? yeah, figures, whatever

AI Overview "Jlede" is likely a misspelling of "Jlede,"

#AI #AIIsShit #AIFails #FuckOffAI

He's being paid to destroy the NHS and fuck over trans people. A fucking disgrace.

Vinted have completely fucked up their sizes. Nothing is in the right size option anymore, making it completely useless.

I have now strangled one (1) horse.
Also died a lot, in many interesting and humorous ways, but shush.

i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job

Oh, time to #PitchYaGame, is it?

Well:

• be on a The Farm
• wish to strangle a horse
• not know what an The Farm is
• same applies to horses tbh
• die several times
• argue with the game
• ...make a friend?
• die of spiderbumdeath

i will strangle a horse, by me:

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

Headline from a news site saying: "Derby 'flag men' share frustration after being told flags will not be returned"

lol, fuck off and go paint a roundabout, you ugly-souled flagshaggers

People on Star Trek name their files really badly.
"Computer, initiate program Paris Alpha 1"
You know they end up with Paris (1) (This one) (FINAL) (2) (HAND IN)

YouTube video by Angel ceptor Yoghurt shot

From the obvious "We're losing, fuck it, I'm not reading this!" to the casual toss of the yoghurt, I adore this.

youtu.be/Eq-Dn6PRAXM

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

Woman looking out of a window

Me looking out the window to see if my neighbour's cat is about so I can tempt it in so I can stroke it and cuddle it and feel some love in my life

1 Nurse: It’s become a real problem in this area 2 Nurse: We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction 3 Show a building sign posted: Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it Nurse: Ministers, Spads, Researchers… 4 Nurse: Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely [Nurse on phone taking a call] Ok - we’ll be right over 5 Nurse: We just have a gentle chat [Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster Minister: I understand your concerns… 6 Nurse: Are you OK love? Minister: Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters 7 Nurse: That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian [Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters] Nurse 2: Give us your phone, love 8 Nurse: At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to [We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.] 9 Minister: YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR [woman looks baffled] 10 woman: I just want a bus service Minister: LOOK AT MY FLAG [produces a St George's flag] [ends]

I like the ambiguity in the title which can be highlighted with the addition of two commas: "I believe Mandelson, when he says he didn't know Epstein, was a liar"

If you can't do your job without #AI then you can't do your fucking job.

Real powerful 'Sunday evening, school tomorrow' vibes over here

A tortie cat on a black tiled floor with cobwebs on her head.

Nala, next door's cat, got under my kitchen cabinets and cleared them out a bit

I've just eaten some garlic crisps so nobody kiss me.
OK, maybe a quick snog, but that's it.

I'm taking my car in for its MOT and service tomorrow, worried they're going to call me a bad car parent

I think if you are caught using your phone when driving your phone should be seized and crushed into a cube

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

Anyway, I hate myself and want to sleep forever

The study of fungi in Soviet Russia was called ourcology

Tweet (ugh) from Errai: Clown school bully shoving 14 kids in a locker

@brainmage.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you

It is wild how many people think it's fine to say "Your hair is too long, you need to cut it" well you know what, your nose is too long and you need to keep it out of my business