Trump wanting a Nobel Peace Prize *this nakedly* is so thirsty and pathetic.

Sandwich guy has already been contacted by a couple of lawyers who have offered him pro bologno representation.

The Vijay Singh Loving Cup for prodigious cheating at golf.

Global to Ignition: 'Hold Our Beer' Global Poker exits Mississippi and New York; California setback looms in the near future.

Global to Ignition: 'Hold Our Beer'. Global Poker exits Mississippi and New York; California setback looms in the near future. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...

The Doogie Brothers

You know Big Balls had to be surfing and trying to score some ketamine.

Michigan targets Ignition Casino over illicit online gambling services PaiWangLuo Network site seemingly slow-walking exit from Wolverine State following cease-and-desist order

Michigan targets Ignition Casino over illicit online gambling services. PaiWangLuo Network site seemingly slow-walking exit from Wolverine State following cease-and-desist order
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The project impossible: (A/K/A: The Dave Woods Chronicles, Part 2) Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone

The project impossible: (A/K/A: The Dave Woods Chronicles, Part 2)
Sometimes it's blatantly obvious when someone is plotting to get you gone
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I know you didn't want to just do the gust of wind thing, God. But couldn't you have conjured up a window, then sent the wind to push him through it and off the roof, so everyone would blame the Russians instead?

Gilbert's Gripe: Ex-NBA star Arenas denies being involved in operating illegal poker games at his home Controversial former pro faces up to 15 years in prison if found guilty of being one of game's operators and lying to federal investigators

Gilbert's Gripe: Ex-NBA star Arenas denies being involved in operating illegal poker games at his home. Controversial former pro faces up to 15 years in prison if found guilty of being one of game's operators and lying to federal investigators. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/gilberts-g...

Maine online poker in... 2028?

The WSOP controversies live on... From Patchgate to additional info from the Milly Maker, and on to the POY (which I'll do in a followup post), the WSOP can't quite put a messy summer to bed.

The WSOP controversies live on... open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...

Buh-bye, Will Kassouf In celebration of the Main Event bustout of one of poker's most despised players, Britain's Will "Palm Sunday" Kassouf, here are a couple of personal Kassouf anecdotes.

Buh-bye, Will Kassouf
In celebration of the Main Event bustout of one of poker's most despised players, Britain's Will "Palm Sunday" Kassouf, here are a couple of personal Kassouf anecdotes. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/buh-bye-wi...

WSOP to ClubWPT Gold: 'Hold my beer' Players cry foul over poorly thought out main-event 'bubble boy' promo

WSOP to ClubWPT Gold: 'Hold my beer'. Bubble-boy promo a self-inflicted gaffe. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...

OBBBA inclusion on deductible poker losses poses existential threat to American high-stakes tourney scene Conservative tourney pros beginning to wail, 'I never thought the face-eating leopards would eat MY face!'

Conservative tourney pros beginning to wail, 'I never thought the face-eating leopards would eat MY face!'
OBBBA inclusion on deductible poker losses poses existential threat to American high-stakes tourney scene. haleyhintze.substack.com/p/obbba-incl...

Cheating scheme at Houston's Jokerstars poker club raises more questions about room Three players found to have inserted an altered deck into a cash game then used cell phones to collude and cheat. The details, though, venture into the weird.

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The room uncovered the scheme run by three players, including a former dealer, but the room's image likely suffered nonetheless.

Funniest fragance take since...

Yo, Adrian Adrian Peterson can't help find controversy, whether in football or poker

Yo, Adrian. The first in a pair of tales from the Texas social-poker scene. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...

The 2025 Poker Hall of Fame: The Doyle Bloc's last hurrah? The best 'rookie class' in PHOF history will result in a lot of split ballots, though it says here that the old-timer-loving Doyle Bloc will again unite and elect a different finalist

The 2025 Poker Hall of Fame: Is it the Doyle Bloc's last hurrah? The best 'rookie class' in PHOF voting history will result in split ballots and none of the age-40 players being elected. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...

When Trump says "two weeks", he means a fartnight.

Connecticut measure banning online sweepstakes sites signed into law ClubWPT Gold's Nutmeg State players likely to have accounts closed by September 30, 2025

Connecticut measure banning online sweepstakes sites signed into law. No changes in ClubWPT Gold's legalese to date, but it's probable they leave the state by September 30. open.substack.com/pub/haleyhin...

And the fourth piece of this limb cast:

And another:

Another chunk:

For those who have interest, I've posted brief videos of each of the four pieces of the second of two black fire opal limb casts I dug out of the at the Royal Peacock Opal Mine in far northwest Nevada last month. facebook.com/haley.hintze