guava

Ibuprofen and Tylenol are autistic and/or gay. Only opioids are for real men!

incredible reaction to zohran winning

If Wilson loses, I am fleeing to Manhattan

Need to change the system so that displayed retail prices are adjusted to real wages atp

so you hate pancakes..

Microsoft Copilot iOS app store listing alongside Microsoft 365 Copilot. They have the same icon, except the latter has a small "M365" over the bottom right corner.

How the fuck has this branding stuck for 9 months

File this in the "systematic problems with immigration law" box. The Victorian-era "Crimes involving moral turpitude" concept has been part of US immigration law for over a century, and it holds that any fraud crime (including passing a $25 bad check) can be grounds for deportation or exclusion.

It's so funny how I first heard of the idea of returning to "department of war" as a left-wing thing to get rid of the euphemism, and now people in power are actually (illegally) doing it but just because they love war so much

Ringworld

Love this 👏👏👏 we need more creative thinking to build new walkable communities like this one

Yeah these are way better relative than I'd expect wow

I think the slanted logo on white for the signs looks a bit off tbh

"Moderate."

Still more effort than Harrell who has three TV ads on his Instagram and one news clip.

Her videos are kinda terrible too. Mic clipping in 2025?? Like you could get better audio and video from just a standard iPhone. I want to be a first-tier city.

Pirate Paul Simon: these be the days of barnacles and plunder

We could have had Wikler (not sure if he would have actually done that much about this but an open focus on scam consultants seemed like a great sign)

Large German child with a shirt reading "don't talk to me until I've had my toffee"

drinking water >>>>>

the one thing i genuinely did not anticipate from this administration was its vicious, know nothing hostility to any and everything that might even be adjacent to science and scientific research. they genuinely one to destroy the entirety of the nation’s research capacity. and for what, exactly?

"boys", "gals", and, in some cases, "nonbinary pals"

dude, check The Everything App, it doesn't matter what channel

2012: 4K is The future
2025: AI is the future

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Underrated collapse indicator is I don’t feel like the Secretary of Transportation used to be someone who was on TV all the time

to the tune of eleanor rigby: skibidi biden

shouldn't porting to ARM be extremely easy?? or is there not Chrome for ARM

3:2... still too short

if only iPads (all 4:3) were useful for much