I keep asking this. If I and two other diehard Liverpool supporters took over United, what would be happening differently?
28.05.2025 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
They're not tanking! They are trying their best. It's wonderful.
28.05.2025 05:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Five words: PosCast Holiday Draft. Coming Monday.
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X Out
A salty, cranky case for letting Twitter die
I briefly put principles and values aside to make a saltier, crankier case for leaving X: Elon Musk is uniquely insufferable holapapi.substack.com/p/x-out
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19.11.2024 02:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yep, just a pig at a new trough
18.11.2024 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Boy that wasn’t fun at all. From a sporting perspective it stunk. It made you feel sorry for Mike, and if you’re over a certain age it just made you feel old as shit.
16.11.2024 05:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
These round lengths are great. As soon as the nothing continues to happen, the round is over.
16.11.2024 05:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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