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@springbreak1999.bsky.social

Former partisan hack

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Robbie is a name for babies or pets

08.12.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want him to live long enough to see it get scrapped

01.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUSians” is β€œsportsball” but for geopolitics

25.11.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

I think gubernatorial and state legislative elections are weighed a bit differently than federal ones when defining red/blue states. Virginia hasn’t had a Republican senator nor voted for a GOP presidential candidate since 2009. By that measure it’s bluer than Colorado

26.11.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Johnnys All-American - THE official Ohio State bar of DC on Instagram: "Recall Antony Thomas Davis Now. No bueno for D.C. We must hold bad actors accountable in our government that destroy our vibrant... The community of Washington DC is speaking out against government officials who are harming their neighborhoods and local businesses. This post explores the consequences of bad actors in politics and ...

he's also got slop video on his instagram and it is as good as one would expect. burning american flag transition is a great touch www.instagram.com/p/DRMWGTjjl6R/

19.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not exaggerating. Every store, every gas station, every restaurant, people would stop what they were doing and watch us. It was like that until we hit Texas. We have never encountered anything remotely like that in the North, Midwest, SW, or West. Completely insane to pretend there's parity.

17.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm white and my wife is not. When we did a coast to coast road trip that took us down 95 through the Carolinas and then along the Gulf coast, people stared at us literally every single place we stop. Didn't matter if it was a small town, a rest stop, or a bigger metro area like Savannah.

17.11.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No way that Tuberville knows or can pronounce that word even though he supports the sentiment. Limiting it to just Senators, I'm going Eric Schmitt

13.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update on this?

05.11.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

will always stan our heterochromatic king πŸ§ΏπŸ‘οΈ

02.11.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BCC has got to be in the running for the most chud heavy public schools in the country. Easily cleared even some of the shittiest suburban DMV private schools in my experience.

25.10.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE vs. NYC The feds will not have a good time here.

ICE will not have fun in New York City.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/ice-vs-nyc

23.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 19

β€œOnce my colleague pulled out his camera, the agent put away the gun," Huynh told the Sun-Times Tuesday night. "[But] if they can do this in broad daylight to an elected official, and point a gun at someone, imagine what’s happening behind closed doors.”

22.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2008    πŸ” 975    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 27

Got annoyingly into Maoism in high school and then I made out with a girl for the first time

22.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I worked the field side of Democratic campaigns for years, and this person is so emblematic of a type of volunteer you would try to get to do postcards, because you couldn’t trust them to not have unproductive 30 minute arguments with swing voters

21.10.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be real with you, if you got this negatively polarized by fucking mastodon that you reflexively call people sexist for not being enthusiastic about a 77 year old who won’t get rid of the filibuster, it may be time to take an internet break

21.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also want Bernie to retire because he is old, but this is just you shadowboxing because of twitter fights you got into in 2020

21.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s sexist about not wanting a senate candidate who is really old and won’t commit to getting rid of the filibuster?

21.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have to live your life being this insanely obtuse, I promise there are simply better ways to exist

21.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign that reads β€œMike Johnson knows what his son jerks off to and Mike Johnson’s son knows what Mike Johnson jerks off to”

Sign that reads β€œMike Johnson knows what his son jerks off to and Mike Johnson’s son knows what Mike Johnson jerks off to”

It was my great pleasure to educate my fellow protestors about this yesterday

19.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

18.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 89395    πŸ” 29036    πŸ’¬ 2321    πŸ“Œ 1856

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICEβ€”getting pepperballed and standing their groundβ€”and thought β€œthat’s awesome. That person is a hero”

18.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 13964    πŸ” 3071    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Leah and I just got off the stage in DC. More than 200k. Double what we saw for Hands Off! This movement is incredible.

We’re better than fear. We’re braver than billionaires. We’re bigger than ever. And we will win. #NoKings

18.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3965    πŸ” 755    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 32

This person is fucking British lol

17.10.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

17.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23579    πŸ” 9814    πŸ’¬ 1870    πŸ“Œ 1433
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Thoughts on this?

15.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe you know more about Venezuelan domestic politics than I do, but what is the benefit to her goal of getting rid of Maduro by praising the illegal murders of fishermen?

11.10.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev saying β€œYou are accused of doomer behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.”

Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev saying β€œYou are accused of doomer behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot.”

People are still doing β€œthere aren’t going to be midterms” posts as we see these people struggle to handle a guy in a frog costume

10.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 820    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13

he knows what his son cranks it to and his son knows what he cranks it to

08.10.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

short thread on the Homeland Security Twitter’s use of literal fascist, accelerationist, and Neo-Nazi Telegram propaganda, aesthetics, and memes β€” incoming

07.10.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9

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