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"The grumpiest man in the payments business" apparently.

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ilcuk.org.uk/wp-content/u... good chart.

07.10.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Four parties within a 5 point swing of first place and five parties on 12% plus.

This would be pure chaos under first past the post.

07.10.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 333    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Borough Market too I would argue

06.10.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GNU Jilly Cooper. Jilly and dad were friends and the only person Iโ€™ve known to call him โ€˜Telโ€™. Hope theyโ€™re both having a big drink somewhere.

06.10.2025 10:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 844    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

In my optimistic moments I think a disgusting policy like this would trigger the British instinct for โ€˜fair playโ€™ and people would react against it; but then again I donโ€™t have many optimistic moments.

06.10.2025 11:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of a weird -ass book published in the seventies entitled "our mysterious spaceship moon- is our nearest neighbour a huge alien spacecraft?"

The cover of a weird -ass book published in the seventies entitled "our mysterious spaceship moon- is our nearest neighbour a huge alien spacecraft?"

Did they arrive on the alien spaceship they left parked in orbit?

05.10.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to 2 brothers 1 restaurant and a 2.5 million fight for survival, organized by savas gok Dear friends, neighbours, and supporters, We are Ahmet and โ€ฆ savas gok needs your support for 2 brothers 1 restaurant and a 2.5 million fight for survival

If the situation described here is accurate it looks like an outrageous use of council powers over a fairly mundane planning issue! Anyone know more ? @chimpman.bsky.social @rhymerrigby.bsky.social

www.gofundme.com/f/2-brothers...

05.10.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's infuriating is that the BBC will end up self-flagellating over this when in fact all it does is broadcast the show made by an independent company. I haven't seen Hat Trick Productions apologise for this, but it's their failure.

05.10.2025 09:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did it not occur to you that this was clear bullshit? It was a line in a speech, not a worked-through plan, never mind a bill or legislation. How likely was it really that a company that doesn't even make software would have won a contract that was nowhere near being put out to tender? FuckSAKE.

05.10.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Lateralized Sleep Positions in Domestic Cats bar graph. 192 cats curve left. 109 curve right.

Lateralized Sleep Positions in Domestic Cats bar graph. 192 cats curve left. 109 curve right.

Aw yeah thatโ€™s what charts were designed for

05.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 543    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

me when i lie my ass off

04.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Thread.

04.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tommy Robinson posted a neo-Nazi blog that accused me and my fellow Jews Jack Straw and Barbara Roche of conspiring to flood the UK with immigrants.

03.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 706    ๐Ÿ” 310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Two monkeys sit on a branch, one picks a hair off the other. Caption: "well well, another blond hair, conducting a little more research with that Goodall Tramp."

Two monkeys sit on a branch, one picks a hair off the other. Caption: "well well, another blond hair, conducting a little more research with that Goodall Tramp."

So, with Jane Goodall passing, I am reminded of a very fun incident where her institute sent a furious complaint over this cartoon on her behalf, only to have Goodall herself find it hilarious and go on to write the introduction to the collection it appeared in. A fantastic sense of humour.

02.10.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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In memoriam...

03.10.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5458    ๐Ÿ” 1562    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

02.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20843    ๐Ÿ” 4792    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 476    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168

Along with everyone else, I call bollocks on this.

The median voter wants this crap called out, and won't be voting Reform in 100 years.

01.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Israel has just arrested Greta Thunberg and many others.

Statement from the Global Sumud Flotilla:

โ€œPeople of conscience have been abducted. The flotilla broke no laws. What is illegal is Israelโ€™s genocide, Israelโ€™s illegal blockade of Gaza, and Israelโ€™s use of starvation as a weapon.โ€
1/3

01.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5208    ๐Ÿ” 3033    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

Expel Glasman

01.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh very good.

30.09.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pluralistic: The real (economic) AI apocalypse is nigh (27 Sep 2025) โ€“ Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

Doctorow on the impending economic collapse when the AI bubble bursts. pluralistic.net/2025/09/27/e...

28.09.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 615    ๐Ÿ” 261    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

29.09.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cc @reetspetit.bsky.social

28.09.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oddly short termist is in the eye of the beholder though. If we get a few more Teeside-style river die-offs or pollinator extinction crises, I am betting that the people who claimed that habitat regulation was a silly frippery will not be picking up the phone.

27.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh good lord I had forgotten about the Euston Declaration, good times

27.09.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real saying the quiet part loud here

27.09.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1018    ๐Ÿ” 372    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Kathleen Stock basically thought that she could be transphobic to her hearts content but still have Nice Liberal Views on other things, and is now realizing that her major political allies are all people like Harrington, a mentally unbalanced former diversity consultant

06.04.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Footnote from a book: Elsie de Wolfe was sixty when she accepted a proposal of marriage from Mendl, a handsome and well-connected attachรฉ at the British Embassy in Paris. He apparently liked the kudos of being married to a rich woman who could act as his hostess without any strings; she just wanted a title. On 9 March 1926 the New York Times ran a banner headline, 'Elsie de Wolfe to Wed Sir Charles Mend!'. The piece was full of innuendo since Elsie had lived openly and happily for over thirty years with the masculine-looking Bessy Marbury. 'The marriage comes as a great surprise to her friends,' it read. 'When in New York she makes her home with Miss Elisabeth Marbury at 13 Sutton Place.โ€™ Gossips had long referred to them as 'the bachelorsโ€™. The Mendls agreed in advance on a mariage blanc. They each maintained their own apartment in Paris and lived separate lives, though sharing the Villa Trianon whenever they wished. This arrangement was completely accepted in their circles; the couple liked each other and were a wonderful foil at parties, so the unusual partnership worked well. Elsie, who now styled herself Lady Mendl, continued to live with Bessy Marbury until Bessy's death in 1933, and in her 1935 autobiography After All, Elsie entirely forgot to mention her husband.

Footnote from a book: Elsie de Wolfe was sixty when she accepted a proposal of marriage from Mendl, a handsome and well-connected attachรฉ at the British Embassy in Paris. He apparently liked the kudos of being married to a rich woman who could act as his hostess without any strings; she just wanted a title. On 9 March 1926 the New York Times ran a banner headline, 'Elsie de Wolfe to Wed Sir Charles Mend!'. The piece was full of innuendo since Elsie had lived openly and happily for over thirty years with the masculine-looking Bessy Marbury. 'The marriage comes as a great surprise to her friends,' it read. 'When in New York she makes her home with Miss Elisabeth Marbury at 13 Sutton Place.โ€™ Gossips had long referred to them as 'the bachelorsโ€™. The Mendls agreed in advance on a mariage blanc. They each maintained their own apartment in Paris and lived separate lives, though sharing the Villa Trianon whenever they wished. This arrangement was completely accepted in their circles; the couple liked each other and were a wonderful foil at parties, so the unusual partnership worked well. Elsie, who now styled herself Lady Mendl, continued to live with Bessy Marbury until Bessy's death in 1933, and in her 1935 autobiography After All, Elsie entirely forgot to mention her husband.

Oh, I like Elsie. She sounds fun

24.09.2025 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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