@flamingtwits.bsky.social
I’m hip about time.
I also see this
10.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree! Even if a miraculous House vote should actually happen, there’s nothing to stop the old man from ordering his DOJ to seal the files because of national security or some other bullshit reason. Sending it to court and SCOTUS purgatory
10.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Happy Warrior
10.11.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tired: TACO
WIRED: DACO
Nihilists
“It’s not fair!”
09.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All the Presidents Men
Oates nails it, and Elon posts a non-denial denial
09.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there isnt much in the movie master and commander that i hadnt already gotten from the movie cabin boy. need to bring some new stuff to the table for me to get interested in boat movies like that
09.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 184 🔁 12 💬 17 📌 0This is why Poseidon Adventure rules so hard
09.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s like the world’s worst gangsta rapper.
“Many people are saying I have mad skillz and my flow is ill and they are saying it more and more.”
But Walmart has cheep turkey dogs
08.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just go in and grab a Coke, if you’re thirsty.
08.11.2025 02:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Carrie Nations
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls!
08.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get songs from “Red, White and Blaine,” the musical at the center of WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, stuck in my head at least once a week
08.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Boring!
Boring!
Boring!
Boring!🎶
like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane
07.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 1091 🔁 213 💬 14 📌 0the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
06.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 3384 🔁 327 💬 52 📌 14Don’t worry, Steve, I’m confident you will keel over before then
07.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With his “lifestyle” it’s doubtful he’ll make it through the next decade. He can’t take it with him when he enters the Big K-Hole…
06.11.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Supreme Court's anti-trans passport ruling is its 23rd shadow docket ruling and its 20th ruling in favor of the Trump administration in nine months. (h/t @brennancenter.org )
06.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 4 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0Origimalism!
06.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The big guy will be burping up Orange Julius when he finally gets his comeuppance
06.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Croaking) Those…uh…Carolina Reepahs give it a real kick!
06.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can think of a really good use for the mypillow….
06.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cheney in Hell. Demon baby: We do not torture.
RIP Dick Cheney
For @inthesetimes.com
inthesetimes.com/article/mamd...
Fredo can handle things
I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
05.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chuck Chuck Bo-Buck Banana Fanna
04.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheney would be so very proud
04.11.2025 19:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rushmore
“Were you in the shit?”
“Yeah, I was in the shit.”
Night of the Hunter
“The religion the Lord and me worked out betwixt us”
03.11.2025 22:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like WAP
03.11.2025 22:40 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
