Tar Heel Guy

He’s been saying this for months but…

What’s misogynistic about saying it’s probably a bad idea to hurtle yourself down a mountain at 70 mph a week after tearing your ACL? Men shouldn’t do it either.

This is the hard hitting journalism we’re looking for.

This is pure nightmare fuel.

Mayonnaise flavored Combos or something like that, no doubt.

He wasn’t President in 2016.

This goes straight to the list of my “There’s No Way an American President Said List.”

And then the charges were dropped when the officers’ body cam footage didn’t match their report at all.

Maybe she’ll present it to Trump.

So I assume he’ll be fired tomorrow. Right? Right?

“They” being Russia.

That would probably be enough to get me to self-deport.

I guess their mission is to shoot in the face any American athlete who doesn’t bow to Trump if asked a question about him.

He’s the disgrace.

Miller is the one who does the yoinking. Unless he goes on Newsmax and declares that Trump likes poetry and vegetables he’s never leaving.

No. You think the National Guard is there to help citizens. I know that you’re wrong.

Wow. You still don’t get what’s happening. Maybe when they’re knocking down your door you finally will.

I have humanity and empathy, you asshole. I’m not the one taking up arms against my fellow citizens.

There are a lot of you who are going to be surprised about what your family members will be willing to do.

By next weekend they’ll be shooting those people.

They’re there to help ICE. Let’s be clear.

I give it a week before they’re taking potshots at librarians and cat cafe owners.

Almost all the white ones are MAGA and the Latin ones are probably afraid of being disappeared.

If you don’t know the difference between a phone and a gun I feel sorry for anyone in the room with you the next time you try to call someone.

Yeah, that’s what people told me in 2024 when I said if Trump got back into office he would do… well, all the stuff he’s doing now.

Oh, sweet summer child.

It’s not even safe to walk down the street in the United States if you’re an American.

Discovery will be a bitch.

I’m sure this post will be much more effective.