Nuclear Atypia

WaPo: The president shat himself. White House: The president would never shit himself. Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Every. Fucking. Day.

Never expected this to become literally true

I wake up at 6am

i remove my phone from three layers of Faraday fabric, and check Signal messages using a dedicated burner laptop running Tails OS from a thumb drive

I don’t use a mouse; the movement of the cursor could be used for biometric identification

a lot of these Cult of the Operator leftists are essentially what i would describe as Walter Mitty types

Oh she’s going down *that* road. Wish I could say it was a surprise

you can of course see Joe Biden today, he still appears in public and gives speeches, though the media seems oddly disinterested in covering the follow up to their biggest story of 2024

No mention of Epstein on Page One.

@nytimes.com

At last an AI tool I can get behind

“Upload an architectural render. Get back what it'll actually look like on a random Tuesday in November.”

antirender.com

I was going to say that "The Lottery" would be the dream for the people she's describing - but the more I thought about it, they don't actually want "one random person a year gets killed by the community," they want "The Enemy Of The Week gets killed by the community."

Honestly he made it sound like he just ate the whole thing straight out of the microwave with zero fats or seasoning other than salt

( tbh I bought my instantpot on sale for ~$50! I also literally still plan my meals based on what’s on sale in the produce section)

An instant pot worth at most $100 CAD(and tbh a rice cooker worth $30) is really all the investment you need to make an endless variety of takeout-worthy food!!! Tons of mileage out of staple veggies + a few spices like black pepper, garam masala, garlic powder + rice

This story needs so much more context I don’t even know where to begin asking for it. What kindof fish was it? Was it one fish per 6 months kind of deal? Does the Irish aristocracy pay Mahr in fish and no one told me?

I had a prof who once explained his college era food budget to be a large bag of potatoes. He would just eat (at least) one whole microwaved potato daily. Until he got a decent paying job.

We all laughed our asses off but that is 1000% more sensible than whatever the fresh hell this is

I would simply use the microwave.

I cook a LOT so maybe my POV is a little biased but I think one of the reasons for today’s weaker social fabric is that ppl don’t learn how to cook for themselves or each other anymore. The burden used to be disproportionately placed on women & w/o that, gatherings hv become prohibitively expensive!

At the moment these are all the CRJ, CR7 and CR9 Canadian made aircraft airborne in North America

If the cops, nvm the feds, really want to know who you are, they *will* find out. Assume they already know.

And I honestly think this is downstream of most ppl in left-leaning groups having zero experience with the full weight of the law

The argument appears to be that no set of ground rules or conditions was sufficient to make press safe.

The local rapid response policy, which I first learned today when I was permanently removed, is “No press allowed ever.” I just think this is incredibly short-sighted and almost intrinsically self-defeating. Who are we observing FOR?

One of the worst things about the permanent damage Trump has done to US politics is that it's now assumed that he represents the default way to wield power. Biden was hands off with the DoJ. DoJ probably got a tip and investigated it, as they should. Insufficient evidence was found, so it ended.

Really don’t think it can be suitably emphasised just how much contempt for you personally Ed Markey and his staff have to put this out

I don't want to get into a fight about mutual aid today, but this is such an important point I'm going to risk it. The incentives here are *extremely bad*. This is a website where people get mad at you for warning people they are about to commit a crime.

So many words used in place of “Cooking is mommy’s jobbb not mineee 🙁🙁“

If you think preparing food + delivery should be crazy cheap you are basically saying “I think this particular labour is worthless“ and it’s most definitely a Gender™️ thing

You know what, at this point, yes. If you live in a city and you need DoorDash *to live*, I consider you a hopeless case. If you cannot find your way to a care facility, it is time to perish.

^^unstable ahhhhhh

(srsly I’m so tired of ppl getting stranded and dying after taking one (1) step outside the resort & into the Canadian wilderness. Cannot imagine how the ppl next to caves feel)

If there’s a way to expand the cave without making it instable/messing up groundwater, we should consider it! Less death by stupidity and/or keeping emergency crews busy once a week

Merkel’s policy failures factor into all of this as well! I actually don’t know if she’d try russian appeasement + everything else w/o Obama being in support … but there were more than one govt in the throes of magical thinking

GL, texting 20 minutes later: "Just circling back re: willpower. Any update?"

A lot of our “revolutionary left” here in Yanquiland is just our extreme right with the serial numbers filed off tbh

“Break up America randomly into ethnic-warring statelets” was the entire goal of the Aryan Nations and Paradox Interactive-poisoned teenagers have adopted it without a second thought