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not a car scientist but I'd suggest tesla discontinuing their sedan would be an impediment to replacing every taxi in the world

The solution to GRR Martin’s too many characters problem is the White Ship.

blaming the NHS banning single vaccines when you didn't get around to doing the single vaccines 5 years before they were banned is incredibly columnist brained

they should use the rail lines as embankments to turn the northern rivers inland

new car reverse parks itself and after just a couple of months whenever I have to do it on my own it's like I've never measured distance before

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Tens of thousands fleeing communist victories in se asia, you'd need world historic talent to fuck that up that anti-labor opportunity *howard's music starts playing over the PA*

It's 2077 and the the techo greens in neo canberra are killing the ccprs (extra c is for cyber)

I understand "what if the Victorian Liberal Party could get their heads out of their arses for literally just one electoral cycle" is a foolish hypothetical but jeez can you imagine

The moment Claremont socialites almost came to blows in parking spot row Was it a ruler? Was it a knife? Mobile phone footage of the moment well-known architect Louise St John Kennedy confronted her 81-year-old neighbour over a parking row has been released by the court.

everything about this story is perfect, the absurdly posh names, the neighbour filming through the bushes, the insufferable texts
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joked about this but jeff going down in '99 by losing like ballarat and seymour is the key to understanding every weird victorian electoral instinct since. approach every decision through the lens of "they're worried about an upset they didn't see coming" and you'll never be wrong

if anyone knows how to not get catastrophically fucked by a shocking performance in the regions it's jeff

nathan lane hit in the face with a shovel like daffy duck

Perfect screenshot

the only existent combinations of those things are hideous affronts to human dignity (the orange order and edinburgh fringe)

i also think about my phone too much but it's probably not a good basis for the economy

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BrewDog could be broken up as craft beer business put up for sale Brewer last month said it was closing its distilling brands, prompting concerns for jobs at its Scottish facility

Good antitrust imo - irresponsible to keep our strategic cunt reserves concentrated to this extent www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Angus has his Hewson cake moment explaining eastern rite in communion with rome is compatible with Australian values while orthodox either are or aren't depending on where they landed with the council of chalcedon

Just heard 7am podcast describe Angus Taylor as middle class. His school tuition (excluding boarding and all other expenses) literally costs more than my house

Getting dogged out of a day off because Ronald Reagan day falls on a Sunday this year

King Charles and I barely even crossed paths so I hardly see how that's relevant

going on live to unstitch a designer baby and see what you're really getting

Watching an endless loop of ten second clips? Haha this younger generation. When I was your age we used to watch a variety show starring an ostrich puppet, a man with a cowboy hat and a reel to reel sound player. It was so racist Harry Connick Jr. made a formal protest. It was three hours long

bit late for the north shore

like obviously this is a save the furniture move but I think he's got it in him to get double enveloped on both flanks

don't really see how the libs could do worse than 18% but the brendan nelson vibes waft off angus so hard I reckon they'll pull it off

it comes down to the gap between the lie and reality, so either they don't think the reality is that bad or they were pretty sure he was at least nonce adjacent and baked that in. neither are great imo

the resurgence of the labor ghoul is kind of novel after many years of moderate liberals (barry o'farrell, gladys berejiklian,dan andrews etc) dominating the normal states

the weird thing about natural parties of government in australian states is they tend to tack pretty close to the center, which is a moderate liberal or huge piece of shit labor ghoul