Viriconia

The man is here to do my trees, 8 years in the arranging

Imagine coasting through life like that!

Oh I forgot to add! While I was standing in the lake in my socks mopping it with towels the boy walked in, assessed the situation, and asked me had I any chocolate.
New respect for parents with toddlers.

You know, they’ll be more useful when we can trade them for food etc

A desk with an open Lego manual and assorted Lego pieces it’s not looking good here

Wild Saturday night here

A SAKELETEN ANGEL PLAYS THE HARP AND THERE ASKIN YA "FEEL BAD ? ME TOO LOL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL" AND WELL I MEAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES, IN THE SHORT TERM, I THINK IM GONGA GET BACK TO SMOKING A LITTLE MORE WEED THEN USUAL, GO ON SOUL SEEK AND DOWNLOAD SOME REGGAE AND DUB, THEN COMPETE IN "DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" WHICH IS WHEN U TRY TO DO NORMEL STUFF WHILE YOUR REALLY HIGH AND HAVE TUNNEL VISION, LIKE, MAKE 1 HOT DOG, YOU MIGHT THINK THATS EASY BUT WHEN YOUR BLAZED ITS NOT, U START GETTING IDEAS OF THE HOT DOG BEING COOKED IN A NEW WAY SO U TURN UP THE OVEN AND DO A FANCY CUT ON THE DOG, AND DANGEL IT OFF THE OVEN RACK AS A SPIRAL, THEN YOU WORRY THAT YOUR GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT , SO YOU OPEN THE OVEN OVER AND OVER AND AFTER 100 HOUR'S YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY WEIRD HOTDOG. "BRONZE MEDAL IN DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" ALSO WHAT I WAS CALLED IN SCHOOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

Screenshot of a whatsapp convo: My sister: It's in the function room. The juxtaposition of Metallica and table cloths and chandeliers is... Me: well I hate to break it to you but that’s the metallica age group catchment now Me: Like mam and dad going to see idk dickie rock or whatever

My sister has gone to see a metallica tribute band this evening

Item: 0 stars
Box it came in: 5 stars

We have fallen asleep and are snoring in the midst of the pet beds

Ready to let these cunts turn me into biofuel or whatever if it means I don't have to listen to their garbage any more.

💔❤️💔❤️

I’m at least 50% of the way I think

Lola Havana Barkley Finisher 5hrs 6mins 0secs (does it twice for the craic )

Lola: I could do that!!
Me: yes I know but you’d also be an ecological terrorist and you’d take all the pages from the books and probably eat them too

Takes a Certain Type to be sure

Buckled with headache and cramps, lying on the sofa, waiting for my chinese takeaway, watching a doc on the Barkley Marathons and croaking "I could do that"

It’s a better tactic to put it through unprepared and see exactly what’s needed rather than getting a garage to upsell you things and it still fails

Dang ok

Was it age or tread or?

Mine failed on tyres too they were also dramatic about it

when the ships catch your eyes
and they’re loaded with guys
that’s logistics

when you’re sailing to France
armed with longbow and lance
that’s logistics

“Neither”

A small black rabbit sitting in front of two pet beds, one a high sided fleece basket type one and the other a dark grey cave one

The new season pet beds are in, we are making our selection

They’ll probably counter sue for all the assaults lola did over the years and I’ll lose horribly

Debating suing Lola’s vet after the fluff didn’t grow back right on her beautiful velvet ear after they shaved it for a blood test

At the very least it means I can say to my GP that I work out 4/5 times a week so please take [whatever] seriously

its so disheartening!

This uses an electrical current through the body so it's more accurate than calipers :(
Anyway I'll just keep plugging away I guess, see in another month!

I guess - it’s just so disappointing to have 0 change in body fat!

I’m not out of breath and struggling as much I guess, it’s a start