Definition of an oxymoron : Richmond 'sausages '.

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The 'Land of the Free' and the 'Home of the Brave ' really living up to their name here. I wonder if people in the USA really understand how other countries view with disgust this unfolding dystopian nightmare ?

YouTube video by Borisot LI: Pros Chang Reiy - Pan Ron

Have a listen to this with your cornflakes.

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寺内タケシとブルージーンズ - 朝日のあたる家 (House Of The Rising Sun) YouTube video by CoverVerse

The best cover version, ever :

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Drizzle, encapsulates the British psyche.

There's a pub featured in The Monster Club : the Humegoo- the third segment of the film, featuring the always magnificent Patrick Magee.

The pubs in the Worlds End, and The Swan Inn in Night of the Big Heat.

The Pickdick Papers
The Mime Machine
The Tit and the Pendulum

YouTube video by Ian G Chigley's Six O'clock Whistle

They nicked that dance from Chigley !

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Give that man a gold star, and a biscuit.

That's a niche reference ! Surely shoehorn Peter Cook in the pun.

Reads like the memory test for Trump.

Vice Warrior

You are Tommy Robinson, and I claim my five guineas.

Thanks for that, really quite fascinating.

Work Christmas do
Strong and stable

Never seen an American Eccles Cake ; I hereby claim my five pounds.

By day, a mild mannered grandmother ....

YouTube video by sf scene '' jeannie piersol '' - gladys promo film 1968.

Never heard of her before, thanks ; lovely voice and a fine promo.

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Is it, Kopites are Gobshites ' ?

People transformed into crime fighting heros by means of an accident, usually involving radioactivity.

Not only having to be forced to go to grotty holiday camp in North Wales as a kid, I suffered the further indignity of being forced to enter a nobbly knees competition. Dear reader, I didn't win.

A dog with a big fat bone
A dog with a studded collar who lives outside in a big kennel.
Small children scrumping apples
Talking bears, elephants, badgers, pigs, eccentric professors and Chinese conjurers

Without fail, all Scottish soldiers were called Mac.

It's crap, and not in the so bad it's good crap. So, too summarise, it's crap.

"I'm sorry Doctor, you've buggered up again, this is definitely not Tesco !"