Baron Von Eniac

At midnight The Templars and Cupid do battle.

This lady in the new zoomer star trek is the Manic Pixie Dream Gen-X Girl.

She old, but she got a lot of Ex Boyfriends who fell for her manic pixie drean girl shit.

Think they are better than truck stop boner pills?

My Puto TV running on a roku stick plugged into a Monster vision portable TV on my patio is suddenly not showing closed captions for the old ass star trek shows I toss on so I do not have to think.

This is like watching the super bowl withount and announcer telling you what is going on.

I think.

The reason Quark was attracted to O'brien's wife was because he understood her carefully cared for plants was like his financial investments he worried over.

Trills have cold hands.

This was never followed up on DS9.

You would think Worf would said something.

I then realized I had basically a treasure book and the rest of the dream was pulling heists to steal strange but otherwise mundane objects to sell for a profit.

I was in Europe at one point and bough a bag of shrimp coated pretzels.

I verified the reality of it by visiting the men's bathroom of some unnamed theme park and looking under the sink and saw there was indeed two uncirculated Hitler coins featuring Eva Braun mixed into the cultured marble of the sink as one of the illustrations showed.

2 of 3

Bizarre dream last night.

I dreamed I found an old battered paperback copy of 'Ripley's Believe It or Not!' daily cartoons collection like I had when i was a kid.

However, I could not verify anything in it on the internet. Everything in it was strange and unknown.

1 of 3

Enjoying some YouTube channels until the content creator starts getting rich, then I find another one.

A little library, but filled with old Heavy Metal magazines

The worst Dr Who episodes took place in Britain.

Come at me, bro.

Yo, I was just watching Pluto TV and I flipped Deep Space Nine on, and a 6 minute commercial came up and it showed me an app that I could download and play a game and I would earn hundreds of dollars each time I played.

Sorry, peasents. I am going to retire.

Show your cats you have monkey hands every now andbthen

I still can't get over the house across the street that had an inflatable nativity scene next to an inflatable Island of misfit toys Charlie in a box.

For Christmas I got AI slop.

I lurk slick deals for cheap soup cans. I am not a pepper or anything but I am building a dragon's hoard of soup cans.

Foot storage ottoman.

Full of feet.

My soup thermos can handle it.

I want a movie about the high rise apartment building when Society breaks down and everybody in it joins up in different apartment building gangs. And then there are like staircase battles.

This is gunna trigger some people. Damn, just tossing it out there like that.

The receipt guy at Costco pulling out his monocle and pondering over your receipt before he grudgingly gives it his official scribble.

Sisko's dad did not want a covid shot

That changeling at Starfleet turned into a seagull when Odo caught him as a big fuck you to Odo, he could make a better seagull

Why is the president of Starfleet always some weird ass alien you never seen any of the shows.

The Mirror Universe.

Aka the sexy universe.

I bet that's how Whales feel when they swim with their mouth open through a swarm of krill

Novelty inflatable turkeys are becoming a rarity. Searches just show tacky lawn ornimants.

I had to get mine from ebay.

I don't know if y'all know this but Krampus is out and biblically correct angels are in.

My work chair sucks.

But there is no such thing as a truly comfortable chair, otherwise all chairs would be that chair.