Mark

I'd probably go a little higher--18-20-- only because I think there is enough defensive solidity built into this team to get points. And even if James only flashes here and there, maybe those flashes are enough to earn some early points. But it is hard to see them top half of MLS right now.

Given the offseason so far and the current state of the roster, 23rd seems fair. Massive concerns at striker and overall depth. And does the midfield have enough to drive/ control games as opposed to doing just enough to survive? And James is such an unknown for many reasons. #MNUFC

Well, the Bible does specifically command a woman to give herself to a man with a podcast mic, #riseandgrind in his bio, a sword tattoo, and a reel proclaiming "the earth is flat because, I mean, look at the gym floor. Totally flat." Why are you waiting, Ladies??

MNUFC runs on Duncan?

Evil Continuity strikes again.

Norm-alcy?

Sending you some of that Loons GAM.

Solid depth piece. Just two or three players away … #MNUFC

That roster compliment banner is going to look awesome next to the GAM-ner. Banners fly forever!

If you look closely--VERY, VERY, VERY CLOSELY--you can see the phrases "Just two or three players away" and "Goals change games" embedded in the pattern. A true way to honor the past decade. #MNUFC

I assume the 3-2 base is the landing pad for James’ helicopter, yes?

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Mayecarthy

Brokestreet Boys

Loons attempt to negotiate just having 90 min of throws and corners, but SKC are poor sports and demand actual soccer be played. In an act of defiance, Loons have more than 40% possession.

Hardest hit he’s had in years

Steven Seagal

"Short term deal--only playing matches in Coachella. Will live in Miami during season. Agrees to watch 4 Loons regular season games on TV."

Hinostroza and Yurov converting scoring chances? In this economy?

Great move by Kubiak to try to get the first down on that play action despite Brady demanding they turtle up and go conservative. Mike Zimmer would’ve never allowed Kubiak to call that play. Zimmer would be choking him out right now.

Tom Brady in protective cage—The Onion

Taylor Sheridan busy writing a show how the cowboy qb saved football from woke.

Not a first time moron, remains long-time d-bag

“The wounds leftists refuse to acknowledge? The blisters on ICE trigger fingers. We cannot heal until we empathize with the pain felt by those we disagree with.”

People still listen to this piece of shit? Then he tried a non-apology filled with religious ad libs.

"The biggest question facing Maine as ICE terrorizes its citizens: How can Susan Collins pretend she is a moderate voice?"

“ICE is abducting children the right way” by Ezra Klein

List of Minnesota businesses closing for Jan. 23 anti-ICE strike First announced by faith leaders and unions on Jan. 13, Minnesota businesses have begun announcing plans to join the action.

2 more and we have FIVE HUNDRED businesses shut down for the Minnesota General Strike.
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Hang the GAMner, #MNUFC

Clearly, he was adopted by Kirk Cousins.