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Ralph Andracchio

@ralphalpha.bsky.social

Cohost of the Cookbook Obscura Podcast and Best of Philly winning sex comedy/education show Porn Stash. Improv performer, instructor, director. Non-profit work. Artist advocate. 14 year old trapped in a 50 year old body. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

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Latest posts by ralphalpha.bsky.social on Bluesky


"250 years is a long time for a country..." and for a speech. #sotu

25.02.2026 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope he announces the winner of Best Original Screenplay soon #sotu

25.02.2026 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We're keeping our hemisphere safe by bombing all the fisherman. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.... I dunno why. Poor fish." #sotu

25.02.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He really does revel in talking in gross detail about injuries and dead people and how they died and their bodies. He tells on himself constantly. #sotu

25.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rep. Ilhan Omar shouts repeatedly at Trump: "You have killed Americans!"

25.02.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3746    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.

25.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1869    ๐Ÿ” 471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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The Myth of Voter Fraud Extensive research reveals that fraud is very rare. Yet repeated, false allegations of fraud can make it harder for millions of eligible Americans to participate in elections.

Voter fraud is almost non-existent in the US. #sotu

www.brennancenter.org/topics/votin...

25.02.2026 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I... didn't realize that... DHS... is responsible for...shoveled my snow? #sotu

25.02.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eye-popping margins in the Pennsylvania special elections today:

โ€”Democrats won HD94 by 63 points.
(Harris won it by 30 in 2024.)

โ€”Democrats won HD42 by 35 points.
(Harris won it by 17 in 2024.)

[The 2024 numbers are via the essential @the-downballot.com].

25.02.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4125    ๐Ÿ” 1046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80
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Trump Misleads on Drug Pricing Deals - FactCheck.org President Donald Trump has said that Americans are now paying or will pay "the lowest price anywhere in the world for drugs," thanks to the administrationโ€™s negotiations with pharmaceutical companies....

There's been no change in drug prices, and Trumprx is actually just GoodRX with a different MySpace theme #sotu

www.factcheck.org/2026/02/trum...

25.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He keeps saying people from mental institutions are pouring into the country because his disease-addled brain thinks asylum seekers are mental patients. #sotu

25.02.2026 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We took a vote about who was the best player on the team. It was rigged. I should have won. I'm sending the FBI into Georgia as we speak to find the missing votes. Everyone says I'm the best goalie. Pucks. Lots of pucks. #sotu

25.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Men's hockey squandering all the Heated Rivalry capital they received this year #sotu

25.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even the mic is tired of his fuckery #sotu

25.02.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Vance and Johnsonโ€™s faces to see the exact moment the PDF shits himself #sotu

25.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New law puts Kansas at vanguard of denying trans identities on drivers licenses, birth certificates Kansas is set to invalidate about 1,700 driver's licenses held by transgender residents and roughly as many of their birth certificates.

@rikiwilchins.bsky.social 2026 Feb 23
Kansas set to invalidate 1.7k driverโ€™s licenses & birth certificates making it among worst states in the union for trans ppl under new law passed over Dem gov's veto.

23.02.2026 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officersโ€™ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as โ€˜violent perpetratorsโ€™

A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault.

LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ โ€œhatโ€ had case dropped; judge said govt acted in โ€œbad faithโ€

In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted

DOJ keeps lying and losing:

21.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5876    ๐Ÿ” 2146    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

Fun fact:

The name โ€œValentineโ€ comes from the word โ€œvaliantโ€, meaning brave, and โ€œtineโ€, meaning a prong of a fork.

So be a brave fork and send someone a valentine today โค๏ธ

14.02.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate โ€” overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

11.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8558    ๐Ÿ” 3452    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.

In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.

Then covered it up again when caught.

Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

09.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3191    ๐Ÿ” 1605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

I unknowingly trained my Insta feed to just show me videos of horribly racist white people saying racist shit and then immediately getting their asses beat and honestly itโ€™s making me sleep so much better.

08.02.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.

It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

06.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20422    ๐Ÿ” 5936    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 389    ๐Ÿ“Œ 197

I get my news from a reliable source

06.02.2026 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the road trip buddy comedy I never knew I needed

#aknightofthesevenkingdoms

05.02.2026 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing my part and watching the โ€œBecomingโ€ Michelle Obama doc on Netflix.

Politics aside and embracing my naรฏvetรฉ itโ€™s just nice to watch a genuinely amazing, caring person being themselves and connecting with others to converse and raise them up.

#becoming #netflix #obama

02.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God dammit

30.01.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bring back shunning.

Tap into the olโ€™ Puritan ghosts haunting this place.

Brand them all with a scarlet โ€œIโ€

Never look at them or speak to them or show them any iota of human connection.

Every human being has this power

Never let them think they are part of our world ever again.

26.01.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seen in Los Angeles

(Credit: Zurita Carpio)

25.01.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11501    ๐Ÿ” 4420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 173

Learn witchcraft and curses.

Support local artists.

Tell Republican relatives to eat a dick.

Spread positive propaganda.

Become ungovernable.

Crochet sweaters for neighbors.

Brew bathtub gin.

Plant pumpkin seeds everywhere.

25.01.2026 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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