Book Fair Cryptid

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

As annoyed as I always am by the end of that uphill battle against missile launchers, I always wait till I have enough Science skill to fix Rhonda

@earlkarl.bsky.social

Let's goooooo

Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Perfect is a tall order, but I'd say this is about as close as it got in 1999

Oh, hon, don't worry; there's so much else to blame

I've been binge-listening to this for two days now, thanks

I am DELIGHTED that you think I am this cool

Obviously as a little kid I didn't have the vocabulary to know I was questioning; I just knew neither option I knew about at the time fit me right. In my teens I shrugged and said "I guess I'll just be my own kind of girl," and lived with that till I learned enough about being NB to know I belonged.

Questioning? Sexuality 14, gender as long as I can remember
Came out? As bi at 19, as nonbinary at 35
Now? 42

A bear with both paws extended to show that they do not want any of this nonsense, captioned "HOW ABOUT NO"

I can't think of a better book that shares vital information about bears, Taco Bell, cops, and Robert Service.

Windex, two milk, one sugar?

I love how she goes from "performing smile" to "RADIANT SMILE" when she makes the grab

How many damn vowels do y'all need to stuff in it?

I could spell maneuver just fine until I moved to Canada. Manoeuvre, I think?

THIS IS IMPORTANT

Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭

Mr. FC is safer for my having read this post; thanks!

This was too stressful, never talking pregame shit again even in jest

Fully aware

Bad things can ALWAYS happen to my teams

Ahem. Right. THE TOOTHYBIRD SHALL USE YOU FOR A NIGHTGUARD

Awww! I will feel (a little) better if we lose knowing you are happy!

Nah, you can send me all the toks you want, but I reserve the right to swear at you

I mean, I went to an Elks game and heard one Albertan tell another they were "in REAL redneck country now".

Who are these jackbooted thugs forcing people to order pickles, and how can I get them to come to my house?

Still mad

Eeeep! Wishing you the best care and a quick recovery.

Dear gods