@dennisstemplinski.bsky.social
Bluesky, Barfy Burgers, Girls
Decided to spend my $2000 tariff dividend as a down payment on a 50-year mortgage. ☺️
10.11.2025 06:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fall back for this every year ☹️
02.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see the dumbest, most pointless AI content being shared and feel I’ve become obsolete ☹️
18.10.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You don’t hear people saying “oh, dry up” anymore.
12.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😩
12.08.2025 04:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Uh-oh, my previous post went viral. 🙈
26.06.2025 04:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not ordinarily much of a drinker, but I’m making onion rings this weekend and the recipe calls for “3/4 cup light-flavored beer (such as PBR or Budweiser), ice-cold” and I have no clue what else to do with the rest of this keg.
08.02.2025 22:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😮💨
26.01.2025 05:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I resolve to make my New Year’s resolution on time.
16.01.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pharmacist instructed me to empty the clip into some bacteria.
(Finish a prescribed course of antibiotics even if I start to feel better.)
All I got for Christmas is you ☹️
25.12.2024 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s everyone’s top 100 of 2024? 🤔
07.12.2024 08:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking about getting a butter bell.
23.11.2024 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello to my thousands of new followers 👋🏼
08.11.2024 18:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They can control the weather but they can’t put a tiny cloud right over MTG’s head that follows her around and rains on her all day?
04.10.2024 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0☹️
23.08.2024 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In the good old days we’d get over 50 hours of swimming and diving.
15.08.2024 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A chart saying COVID-19 wastewater levels are low in the United States.
btw, it was my idea to snoop around in everyone’s wastewater. I’m happy to see they’ve found an application for this.
04.04.2024 17:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like I picked the wrong day to ring in the New Year.
03.01.2024 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to buy a new belt for like the 3rd time in 20 years. ☹️
22.12.2023 07:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we’re still fairly new here. so i don’t know what it will take to get you to trust me with a minute of your time to call this number.
but i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
If I had a nickel every time…🤦🏼♂️
09.11.2023 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Springing forward an hour tonight instead of falling back one. When everyone else zigs, I zag. 😎
05.11.2023 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤬
14.10.2023 06:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great. I just washed my car and now there’s a tropical storm.
20.08.2023 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very proud of myself for popping out the dent in my bumper, saving me a costly repair. 💁🏼♂️
(Still embarrassed about backing my car into the Hollywood Sign, tho. 🙈)
The pandemic somehow affected my shower routine and I started showering in the morning (usually after the first remote call). Just took an evening shower for the first time in ages and this is so much more pleasant! ☺️
31.07.2023 03:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet it would be amazing, but probably I will never make fresh pasta from scratch. ☹️
25.07.2023 16:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like Mor-on!
(This is about Elon (Musk))
