Well Dressed Loser

Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

making an exception to my longstanding “nobody should be dogpiled by anonymous anime pfp accounts” policy

I did my own research (vaguely remember something a guy next to me at a restaurant was saying last year)

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

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How's that "data produced on our exchange has value for everyone on earth" going lmao

(in fairness the above quote is Polymarket, while the market in question here is Kalshi)

People with no experience in New England or the upper Midwest learning what Hockey Guys are like to their shock and disappointment

One of the worse aspects of the current political moment is that we’ve specifically tailored a political party to the pornhub comments section. These people are disgusting pieces of shit.

schoenbrun basically a see-it-day-one forever for me

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

SHIVERS - Heavy drug users do slip through and hole up in the Old Military Hospital, hoping to find something to get high on among the hastily abandoned supplies. Or just to overdose in peace.

SANS!!!! 11:30 AM, FEBRUARY 24TH!!!! ENTERING THE TOWN OF TWIN PEAKS!!!!

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

my sassy proto-flapper wife stole my damn pants and robbed me of the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars

just found out about Maryland governor Wes Moore. don't know one single thing about him other than that his campaign slogan should be "Wes is Moore." don't even know what that means, but i know deep in my heart that it should be on shirts and posters and hats

a kalshi parlay on what method each major political figure from the epstein files is gonna use to commit suicide

it’s crazy how out of context this quote is. in the fuller clip she immediately pulls out a human foetus and munches on it

"Ohh my clown gf she twist my shit like a balloon" Grow up. Clowning is a cherished and timeless art form. Seeing too much of this lately

five-year-old came home from school today with chocolate milk stains on every inch of her clothing. “It consploded,” she explains

donald trump just shat himself to death

do you ever just give your cat a big sniff

Madame Web just needed a different cast to tell the story of an EMT who gains psychic powers and is blinded at the Pepsi branded Fireworks factory and is named Cassandra Webb because she sees the future like Cassandra and is Webb like how spiders have webs but it’s also not titled Madame Webb

I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.

customer service is cooking my brain

Population of Twin Cities metro area: ~ 3.7 million

Population of entire state of MN: ~ 5.8 million

PRETTY BIG DOT

OK / Remind Me Later

no one needs therapy like therapists

Fucckkkk... Shiiiitttt... Asss..... (putting hand to my chin thoughtfully) And Piss!