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Alleged Attorney. Californian. Angeleno. Stay weird.

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07.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last one needed to be like 50% fewer songs and it would have been super solid. Lots of good songs on TTPD.

07.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So cool how we could be building out solar and wind as fast as possible rn but we decided to elect Trump instead.

07.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dawg has like three rings and a billionaire wife. He needs to retire upstate.

07.10.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dodgers almost blew it in the 9th but are up two games on the Phillies going to LA

07.10.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm I need an excuse to go to Portland now

07.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love watching other teams reactions to losing to the Dodgers.

There is one Yankees podcast reaction to the Freddie walkoff in Game 1 last year that I still occasionally watch when Iโ€™m feeling down.

07.10.2025 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drooling.

07.10.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Paris when I was like 18 lol

07.10.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love steak tartare and carpaccio and the rest of my family thinks Iโ€™m insane.

07.10.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just as aside this guy just broke records for like the largest sold out concert in the US ever

07.10.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Prisoner of Chillon (flipped), by Eugรจne Delacroix, 1834

07.10.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1148    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Lana Del Rey marrying a gator boat guy should give everyone hope

07.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely demonic resume

07.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m increasingly reliant on the Dodgers for my serotonin levels rn

07.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bless you roki my boy

07.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 197    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

I will bet anything he is in โ€œheart failureโ€ but that can go on for a WHILE. You do get progressively worse though in noticeable ways.

07.10.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Misiorowski hitting 104 was uh scary

07.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Bush administration utterly discrediting itself even within its own party has had some pretty bad consequences tbh!

07.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell I think the 2017-2020 GOP caucus was doing a lot more behind the scenes than we might publicly know.

07.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The healthcare angle is working lol. We might owe Schumer and Jeffries a small apology if they get some actual concessions

07.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A not insignificant chunk of the GOP Senate caucus had this conversation with their attorneys

07.10.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a lawyer I get why the Biden Administration didnโ€™t leak this type of stuff, but I think it would have been useful for the public to know!

07.10.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh what the fuck?

07.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone loves Mookie!

07.10.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Mookie and Freddie are delights

07.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I almost died but we MOVE ONTO LA BABY

07.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the first question to Roberts after the game isn't "if Sasaki was available to get the last out, why was he not available to start the inning?" the whole press corps should resign.

07.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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