A paint colour chart with a colour named "dead salmon".
"Oh I love the colour you've gone for in your dining room. It really reminds me of..."
"Rotting fish? Funny you should say that..."
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Making telly since 2001. Making trouble a whole lot longer.
A paint colour chart with a colour named "dead salmon".
"Oh I love the colour you've gone for in your dining room. It really reminds me of..."
"Rotting fish? Funny you should say that..."
STILL waiting for an invite ๐
18.01.2026 21:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 040 years ago I did two laps of the ice rink at Deeside Leisure Centre and didnโt fall on my arse. Still waiting on my gong.
29.12.2025 22:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs Boldโฆ.
Did he take Comfort?โฆ
โฆ.something, something Fairy.
Chips โn Egg tonight then. RIP Pauline Collins
06.11.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love that scarf
29.10.2025 08:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thankfully a lovey spatchcock chicken was waiting for my arrivalโฆโฆ stop it!
26.10.2025 20:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That together with sudden drop in temperature. Just yuk.
26.10.2025 19:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm coming round
26.10.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Been chuckling all afternoon in work after remembering โFinsbury Parkโ spelt backwards is โKrapy rubsnifโ
26.10.2025 16:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just directed some telly on BBC One.
Martine chucked me out of the chair before I did any damage. I know my place.
Our indecision is final
24.10.2025 12:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0An amazing team to get us on air this morning. And turned out to be quite a feisty show. Good fun all the same.
15.10.2025 18:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imagine being the person that killed Clare Balding. #thetraitors
08.10.2025 21:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The glasses on the round table. Look like something you get in a Freixenet gift set from boots. #TheTraitors
08.10.2025 20:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Absolutely!
08.10.2025 20:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The glasses on the round table. Look like something you get in a Freixenet gift set from Boots. #TheTraitors
08.10.2025 20:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0And in true BBC style the reserve is always empty
06.10.2025 19:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Beg pardon?
06.10.2025 17:51 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Oh you devil you.
05.10.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Marlow shining in the Autumn sun
05.10.2025 14:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am riding the Marlow donkey
05.10.2025 14:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0First for me. Directed a Podcast, Political Thinking - which is also goes out on the BBC TWO and Radio 4. A great crew helping make it all happen.
13.09.2025 07:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh! This bit of consumer reporting should be given far more precedence. Would like to know where the Walkers sensations salt and vinegar comes in the results.
05.09.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0First day of directing in Studio B and first time directing Politics Live. And a little on screen credit.
04.09.2025 12:53 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Yes, that was the running order of my Saturday night. From sketchy memory
24.08.2025 19:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Better than a Shandy Bass. (Showing my age.)
16.08.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Is it me or are Magnums getting smaller?
16.08.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh lovely. Didnโt know you could buy it over here.
16.08.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Disgusting stuff. Ruins everything.
14.08.2025 21:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0