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Not the mustard!!!!

Imagine being threatened by deli meats.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

If imitation is the highest form of flattery, then The Lyin’ King is a mastering it!

I have a list of companies lined up to ask for extra time to pay them.

This is one of my favorite parts of a furlough.

Nothing will come of this.

Got the midnight call.

My partner has been furloughed.

But we’re great again, right? Right?

We are lost.

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Those are awful big concepts for that sheet wearing piece of filth. Let’s have her define them. Better yet, spell them.

Yes! I’m actually on a waiting list for Hobonichi. The new ones are released in October and sell out so fast! Honestly, I just have an unnatural love of stationary. lol. Have you checked out jet pens? It’s evil.

I used to bullet journal with a lechtrum and it’s easily the best notebook ever. For planners I LOVE Hobonichi.

Why bother any more? No one in congress actually gives a shit.

So what you’re saying is we witnessed the rare, public display of cowardice by a politician.

I feel confident that a display such as this will not be seen again any time soon.

Whut?? What did I miss?

“I do not think that word means what you think it means. “

I’ve seen a lot of movies about terrorism and even played some video games! And I already have my own apartment. I’d like to throw my hat into the ring for consideration. (Hope my lack of model U.N. or lawn care experience won’t get in the way).

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Extreme misogyny.

WTF did he just say? Did he get some bad chicken?

Fuck that guy. Leave that twatwaffle to the leopards.

“Cuckboy” will never not be funny.

You reckon Elmo will want his ring back? And what about the children?

They’re 2 little bitches in a slap fight; it will be a short and stupid fight. We’re going to need a lot of popcorn.

Today is my 40th wedding anniversary. I love you sweetie.

The same people who say Adriana Smith should stay hooked up to machines so a fetus can gestate inside her dead body for 7 months because “it’s a sacrifice a mother would make” can’t fathom a mother crossing the border with her children in hopes of providing a better life for them.

Adriana Smith’s body is being kept alive artificially, despite brain death, to be an incubator to a clump of cells-AGAINST her family’s wishes.

They rejected it because it didn’t go far enough in cutting Medicaid.

It wasn’t rejected out of the goodness of their shriveled hearts. The bill was rejected because it didn’t cut enough out of Medicaid and other cruel shit. A wolf in sheep’s clothing is still a wolf.

So I’m guessing student body of an elementary school gave shitgibbon immunity while he’s in office, not Roberts. Do I have that right? Because, if I do, I have a lot of issues I’d like resolved by Ms. Smith’s 1st grade class. Hopefully before recess.