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The horrors persist but so do I

The horrors persist but so do I

Good morning bluesky β˜€οΈ

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This is also tragically true for most people taking colloidal silver. RIP Amy Carlson

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Pass it to myself

Pass it to myself

Pass it to myself

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the Panera lemonade should also have nicotine in it

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please

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a cowboy on the range feeding chinese takeout to a horse lying on his lap

a cowboy on the range feeding chinese takeout to a horse lying on his lap

on that cowboy shit

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drunk

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Oh so the congressman that misappropriates funds to buy vapes and Steam games doesn’t get in trouble but the one that spends it on clothes and Sephora does. I see you and your gender norms, congress.

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buying my nephew the jamiroquai-brand village people starter kid for halloween

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what's the best email you've ever received? i'll go first.

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Nathan Fielder voguing in an all tan ensemble, including turtleneck sweater and overcoat

Nathan Fielder voguing in an all tan ensemble, including turtleneck sweater and overcoat

Rolling into Domino's to pick up my order of Philly Cheese Steak Loaded Tots like

29.11.2023 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
An illustration of a pigeon holding a fake $2 bill, saying fuck em

An illustration of a pigeon holding a fake $2 bill, saying fuck em

Don’t let the bastards get you down.

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screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"

screencap of beatles documentary, paul asks the boys if they can try his new song about having a wonderful Christmastime, they all say fuck no and he thinks "I need to break up the Beatles"

true story

27.11.2023 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 920    πŸ” 211    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 12
Josh from this season of GBBO

Josh from this season of GBBO

Fear this man

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you know dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen
comet and cupid and richard m. nixon

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joe biden should be at the club

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omg dirt soda from chopped

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