Ah yes, the old “I want to go horseback riding but I have this dang baby” dilemma
06.02.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@therealbecca.bsky.social
✨aspiring c-list celebrity✨ I tell jokes and have a baby but in like a cool and fun way
Ah yes, the old “I want to go horseback riding but I have this dang baby” dilemma
06.02.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TikTok and my mat leave ending at the same time feels like a cruel joke
17.01.2025 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0before having a baby: omg the upstairs neighbors are tap dancing again lol
after having a baby: I swear to god if you flush that toilet up there one more time
I like that christmas albums will have one song about baby jesus and then the next is like “I don’t want presents I just want to bang santa”
24.12.2024 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve always cared about NC news, and the longer I was gone, the harder I found it to understand the forces shaping the state. How was the influx of new people influencing the economy and culture? Who were the most powerful decision-makers in the state? The Assembly is dedicated to answering those questions. So I moved back this spring and dove in.
Editor Emily Stephenson gotten to do a lot of unusual things as a journalist. She's flown on Air Force One. She's been to Iowa on caucus night and Las Vegas on debate night. Once, she filed a story from a beach in Honolulu, with snorkel gear still on.
But she came back to NC.
“having a baby will take a lot out of you” yes like specifically all your hair
21.12.2024 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s the most wonderful time of the year!!! (I get to say “see you next year ha ha ha” all the time)
21.12.2024 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you weren’t traumatized by the wicked novel at a very young age I don’t really want to hear about your childhood wicked obsession ok!!!
18.12.2024 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0somehow Bluesky has decided that my interests are foxes and people getting good grades and they’re not wrong about one of those
17.12.2024 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my main takeaway from Netflix’s “the ultimatum” is that people don’t realize you’re supposed to like the person you marry
17.12.2024 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just feel like the only perk of being famous now is getting to go on dancing with the stars
17.12.2024 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I promised myself I wouldn’t be an annoying parent but I just texted 8 people “self-soothing here we come!!!” with a picture of my son sucking his thumb so
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