Harrison

Why do I even keep this petard?

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/

if someone is saying shit like "it's lowkey biphobic that you support AOC even though she won't legalize cannibalism" or "you realize that expecting your room to have windows a luxury belief right" what you're seeing are the charged particles being shot off from polycule fission

Opinion | Something Surprising Happens When Bus Rides Are Free

Free the busses! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/o...

Movie poster for Synecoche New York, a film about a director who attempts to obsessively re-create the simultaneous narratives of every single individual in the city and loses his mind in the process

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

What's the LD50 on TikTok exposure?

I have physical symptoms whenever we aren’t talking about me

Rare, dangerous side effects of some COVID-19 vaccines explained “Groundbreaking” study uncovers why adenovirus-based shots caused life-threatening blood clots and bleeding in some people

Five years after the rollout of Covid-19 vaccines started, it seems the mystery of why the Astra-Zeneca and J&J vaccines led to a rare but deadly side effect of unusual blood clots and bleeding has finally been solved. 

It's a fascinating case of molecular mimicry that may help make vaccine safer.🧪

Probably fine

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Man goes to doctor. Says, "doctor, I am so depressed. I only want to sleep all the time. I am always hungry and thirsty, and I spend all my time on the toilet urinating. My wife says my breath smells like sour milk. What can I do?"
Doctor says "solution is simple. Go and see great clown Pagliacci,"

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

Grandpa's got a new mobility scooter, but the VA says it's gotta have an alcohol ignition interlock after the last two wrecks.

Assessment of adverse effects attributed to statin therapy in product labels: a meta-analysis of double-blind randomised controlled trials Adverse event data from blinded randomised trials do not support causal relationships between statin therapy and most of the conditions (including cognitive impairment, depression, sleep disturbance, ...

This is a very cool study and, as far as I can tell from a quick read, robust.

Statins probably don't cause most of the side-effects that people think they do.

www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

[at the divorce hearing]

Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?"

Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."

Good. "But DHS isn't just ICE, it's also..." nope, wrong. DHS no longer serves any useful functions, the whole thing has been reassigned to repression. FEMA isn't even paying out to states. All DHS does is shooting, teargassing, facial recognition, and administrative warrants. Shut it down.

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

it's odd that every republican has the skill set of a child predator

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I think we should hear The Machine out.

ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.con... • 1h hey remember when dril tried to sabotage Harris's campaign? i'm utterly fine with him being banned 2 ¿ 5 18 Elle Bee @laurenbee.bsky.social • 1h ???? 1 2 • •• ••. ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact Harris's campaign used one of his tweets for marketing and he flipped his shit because she didn't agree with him on every position. and then, you know, we lost the election

oh that’s why she lost