Chris Bennett

I’m going to move to Virginia just to fucking vote against you

Flaherty opting in would seem like another indicator

Mack Brown’s reputation seems quite different if he starts the 2000s with 6 straight playoff appearances

Fortunately we’ve evolved

And it’s probably a great thing for your life if the person you’re marrying isn’t your best muse, even if it’s not the best thing for your music

Can we get a sprint speed on Teoscar?

As far as I can tell there’s nothing even linking him to Austin at all so this feels totally out of nowhere

I just want to say how much I appreciate you actually linking to a copy of the lawsuit in the story. Reporting on lawsuits and judicial decisions without actually linking to them drives me nuts!

Some of us have to cope with having attended a law school we already knew was shitty but that now employs fucking Josh Blackman

West Side Story (2021)

The District Judge has to find probable grounds to grant leave to file the quo warranto and then there would be a trial.

He doesn’t have the power to do anything at all. The AG however can bring quo warranto actions against each of the legislators in their home counties or Travis County alleging abandonment of office.

Sounds like a good candidate to sue the NCAA to enjoin the rule requiring withdrawing from the draft. I’m shocked it hasn’t happened yet.

Sadly Mizzou fell below whatever number of people is necessary to keep them but I’m hanging onto my existing Mizzou Texas plates for dear life

That was before he decided he might be able to gargle his way onto the federal bench

Is there a single issue where current Republican policies outpoll current Democratic policies (the actual policies, not people’s perception of what their policies are) except for trans participation in sports?

My law school moot court tournament was about whether Texas should adopt the Daubert standard. My pronunciation got more French every time I said it.

Hear me out….

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2/3 of NFL owners either inherited their franchise or inherited the wealth that bought the franchise

As a STCL alum, at least our ranking and changing our name and colors to violate UH’s trademarks are no longer our greatest embarrassments?

I can’t say I find my free checking account or my free HYSA to be too expensive

What a terrible idea

The “deep end on race” being the position that being a literal Nazi is a bad thing?

“Doctor says he’ll follow the law”

Not that it doesn’t have plenty of haters but the massive amount of 0.5 and 1 star ratings feels like brigading

Go Chaps?

The 90 day extension required a finding by the executive that ByteDance’s divestiture of TikTok was imminent and just needed more time to be finalized. There’s no indication Biden could or should have made that determination.

Market size is meaningless in the NFL. The Packers and the Steelers are exponentially bigger TV draws than the Texans, Jets, or Rams.

How’s this take aging?