bobby of chili’s

hi! i placed an order on 17/10 that still hasn't shipped... you haven't forgotten about me, have you? 🥺

your friend is smart for nagging you! ❤️

one… singular sensati—-oh, wrong composer.

this, evita, and cats: the jellicle ball.

oh.
oh no.
what have i done?

january to march… like what?

how about we just buy him a keg of Everclear?

age yourself with gaming

four separate people from very different walks of my life (one being my mother in law), called me out today because I had not posted pancake content. I’m so glad that I can carry on the legacy. and yes, it’s finally up.

sarah silverman had the correct song for this period of time. let’s all sing it together! youtu.be/vFbcRNCXEXM?...

everyone complaining about air travel this week like you DIDN’T know it was being coordinated by the cast of MTV’s road rules and not like, a real person. what did you expect?

this thanksgiving, i’m grateful that my aunt barbara was able to be back home to celebrate thanksgiving with dad and me. it was tough celebrating mom’s favorite holiday without her, but we had a great day nonetheless.
hope everyone else out there had a great one!

also i DEFINITELY heard an uncensored ‘shit’ too 🤣.

a close up of a woman 's face with the words sure fine whatever below her ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words sure fine whatever below her

oh and now we're doing 'turn down for what?'
okay.

lowest number since april? just after 6 months - the maximum someone can claim unemployment?

i mean, this works for the stupids but... come on.

having shaggy perform 'it wasn't me' on the thanksgiving day parade was... a choice.

have an amazing time!

definitely something in the air this week. I’m feeling it too.

oh good, another of those dreams that just feels too real involving both your dead husband and mom, and which leave you convulsing and sobbing at 4am. its fine, i didn’t need sleep anyway! at least this is the last work day of the week.

i mean, have you seen who’s in charge?

oh interesting! i haven’t heard of this.

I said this once a few years ago, and I fully maintain the thought that that show should just have a GA pit.

I mean, I’ve seen Mamma Mia six times (usually drunk).

it’s been 18 months since my husband left this plane. multiple times every day i find myself resisting the want to text him, and often needing to step away from public to cry.

cc: erika kirk. tell me again, you unrepentant cunt, did you enjoy the fireworks display at your husband’s funeral?

yeah, and it SUCKS.

Wait, Bowen Yang is leaving SNL? mid season?

this whole afternoon might make stephen miller’s heart start again.

did not have THAT on my bingo card.

let him in.

a video game LEGEND gone too soon.
fuck cancer indeed.