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a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

topical

what do we say, lads, hm? one last hurrah before the debtor’s prison?

you may stay 😌

on international lesbian day, it’s a war crime to not give me a little kiss on the forehead

inventing a pill that lets *those* people eat grapefruit to own the libs

The Announcer from Dragon Ball. He's screaming into a mic while flying his lil plane he uses only once ever.

Budoktober 1 - The Announcer! One of the greatest minor characters in DB. Who doesn't freaking love this guy and his tiny plane he uses all of 1 time.

i’ll say it, i’m a better poet than taylor swift

a small poorly drawn cat dressed as a cowboy, wearing a wide hat, boots with stars, and a bandana. around it handwritten text says “hold on partner. i’m overstimulated.”

no yeehaws today

i skeet for the old man at the Safeway going absolutely ham on shrimp cocktail and black coffee at 10:45 am

“she’s doing satire” “it’s a PERFORMANCE of millennial cringe” oh my fucking god she’s a white billionaire marrying into MAGA. it’s a milquetoasty tradwife album because she wants to be a milquetoasty tradwife. it’s not a bit! this is just white woman shit and you’re a white woman who likes it!

Since DC has also elected to cancel her Red Hood series because they are also actual cowards, seems like a good time to plug her patreon as well as encourage you to buy one of her many excellent books — or buy an extra copy to gift to your friends and loved ones.

www.patreon.com/scumbelievable

Banning a trans woman from a public platform and canceling her work is the exact sort of material harm that the dead asshole advocated for. @moderation.bsky.app, reinstate @scumbelievable. DC uncancel Red Hood. Everyone else, hire Gretchen. Buy her books. Black Flame's on my TBR list.

I think y'all should read Jack Womack's Senseless Acts of Random Violence btw

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

your MIND

my life was way better when my entire online presence was dedicated to getting better at drawing tits and butts

shut up, you don’t know what i do on the pussy

bold of you to assume i picture you walking and not sliding around like you’ve discovered the secret of the ooze™️

i know, you hussy, i can hear your snail trail plep plep plepping from here!!

every day i protect my peace by not talking to people with dry pussy energy and i think that’s brave

Is it that crazy tho? This is the same subset of people who think that posting is resistance. That writing is resistance. That poems are resistance. They’re all insufferable dweebs

thanks i hate this

sleepy bunny

how i sleep knowing i’m using this grant money to fund gay girls getting sodomized by ghosts

i caesura on the pussy—call it bloody cleft

this just in: due to a successful pressure campaign, next year’s worldcon theme will now be ligma

the next worldcon will be held up your butt