Probably not a robot

nobody talks about the great burden placed on hydrated people of having to constantly go pee

we could watch it together👉👈

I would shout at them in the other room but my tonsils say that is not allowed

me: I'm going to go to my parents' gym so I don't get out of routine too much while I'm out of town!
me: *gets back from trip and immediately gets a bad cold*
me: *finally recovers enough and no longer sounds contagious*
strep throat: lol you thought you could leave the house?

I deleted Bluesky from my phone again in order to make myself more normal which means I can only get on every 13 business days when I remember I have a laptop again

He was put in prison and forced to listen to over 300 hangings, before which the prison would sing to soothe the victims. "I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”

YOUR MOTHER (who, in an unfortunate accident somehow has been turned into the Hamburglar): robble robble

They claim they can be used to smuggle contraband. Really it forces them to pay crazy prices for ebooks

No you can’t

Seconding this, so long as it’s the same as when I was in each troop has a charity they donate boxes to that you can fund. My troop did food pantries and domestic violence shelters on different occasions.

I am introducing an act that requires ICE agents to wear traditional Japanese 𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑖, a vertical identifying banner mounted on the backs of the noble 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑖 warrior class, that displays their highest grade school reading level achieved.

Love it when they have their $1 any size coffee promotions going on. Even when they don’t tho it’s still cheap af

Haven’t had Taco Bell coffee (baja blast or bust) but McDonald’s coffee is less surprisingly good once you find out how much work they put in to make it good. Iirc they lose money on coffee but since most people get something else with coffee it helps boost other sales so they really invested in it

Tbf South Korea hasn’t executed anyone since 1997 due to an unofficial moratorium on executions. You can still be sentenced to death but it’s effectively life in prison so long as they never lift the moratorium. (Iirc there’s 50~60 people currently on death row there)

Technically there’s a moratorium on executions since 1998 in South Korea so if you’re sentenced to death you basically have life in prison. If they ever lift the moratorium though they’ll start executing everyone who’s been sentenced.

ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms

the horror of this is compounded by the fact that the whipple building sits on the same military fort where 1600+ Dakota, mostly women and children were held in a concentration camp in 1863, where over 300 died

Langdon just tried to put on Vampyres (1974) not realizing they’ve already put it on twice under different titles

Yo apparently Mattel worked with the Autism Self Advocacy Network to make an autistic Barbie and I think that’s cool

my great grandfather, Perry Blankenship, was an Episcopal priest in New Hampshire. he put himself on the line for Civil Rights. There are radical traditions that come from ecclesiastical structures, and they present a strong opportunity for organizing.

Love her

SOMEONE SET THE OFFICE THERMOSTAT TO 73.5F IF I FIND THEM I’M GONNA CRIME

About two years in a kid I was in hs band with died. He was at some religious college and I can’t help but wonder if it was because he refused to get vaccinated. He was 25.

He was in my top five most played this year. Just stumbled on his most recent one and played the shit out of it

Asking once again for someone to put Eric Adams in a Truman Show situation

You heard anything by Guilhem Desq?

Sad this was in theaters because Ishtar would have LOVED it. The gore was fantastic despite the rest of the film being so weak (deaf and sign language representation was also great, only two things really going for it). Overall worth the $5 Monday mystery price

Gore was great tho

How did you go 89 minutes without talking about the dead mom?

How is it so empty? How are there no themes