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Monday again... Wtf dude

The guy whose daddy bought his way into Wharton, the guy whose grades were so shitty he's never disclosed them – that guy just destroyed the Department of Education. This is what dystopia looks like. This is what Fascism looks like.

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.

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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

It's a truly fucking terrifying time to be an American watching fascism take hold all around us.

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

SALVATION
WE ARE FREE
ITS FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY

LFGGG

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

all my homies hate Mondays

This wretched day comes again to make us miserable. I call out, pleading for mercy. The abyss returns no reply.

The cost of Donold’s first deportation flights, carrying about 80 migrants each, cost up to $852,000 per trip.

IT'S FRIDAY BABY

GET UP ITS FLIPPIN FRIDAY
LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Thank you all for joining me on this site. 100+ followers in 3 days is CRAZY

Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere

Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere

Bittersweet to start a new venture on a Monday. We must fight on for Friday draws near.

one of my new years resolutions was to clog the work toilet at least once a week and we're starting out strong

help

Hi, I’m God.

I support diversity, equity and inclusion.

I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.

Hope this helps,

God

hello

CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk -The Onion

CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk
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I know this might be shocking to some but women can be the protagonist in your video games and they don't need to meet your requirements for beauty

Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun

Samus is giving yall side eye

We MUST keep vaccines.
have you written your Senator to let them know?

help

SMITE!!!

help

Lots of people are about to be really mad that price of eggs goes up but they can’t get a 2nd job because they can’t afford childcare and when they do finally get the eggs they get E Coli because there’s no FDA but can’t go to the doctor because they got kicked off their health plan. #FAFO