(clutching my apes) no

sort of a reverse internet rapture scenario

I was going to make a joke about telling their core audience (grandpas) that their family shouldn't care about them, but most likely gramps already alienated his family

damn, i fucked up and had to eat outside

cancel that shit

every day brings me closer to the camps but also every tax break for millionaires brings me closer to being a millionaire checkmate

yoda using a lightsaber biggest L on screen. my man should be a force only freak

why are they always talking about tax on tips

fakest profession

i love to be on the cusp of living in the future (past)

has never worked also, but they keep saying it!

god if he *passes peacefully* before they expect lol

while ushering in an era of human dignity and progress, unfortunately at the cost of any humor more tepid than a knock knock joke

i wouldnt be surprised if 99% of people here are just commenting on the posts. i dont need to read it to know it sucks

god damn lol

potus is nostalgia posting 11 months into the first year 😬

we will have to agree to disagree sir!

invoking language like disappeared when it’s something outside happening for real is also funny (extremely dumb and bad)

can’t a girl just vibe with energy eating blobs in silence

CORN

knee ligaments popping like a bubble wrap factory roof collapse

the dumbest people on this website have professor in bio

GABE CUBE!

every time a professor posts on here it’s the dumbest shit i have ever read (repeating)

the real campus crisis in america is professors coming on here to post how dumb they are

personally i think it would be pretty easy not to surround myself with pedophiles

feeling like i am getting no where with my clearly wrong ideas!

imagining cato telling me this on tiktok

yeah i saw she had a channel today, there’s hope for the world yet

really makes you think