ariel, your sleep paralysis demon 🖤

performative boymoder

just copped my first 'dad' I can remember copping from a student 😭 (I present masc when teaching usually, for context)

student just referred to 'pianissimo' as, and I quote, "penis mode"

fucked up that I'll never know what it's like to be an older Japanese businessman in a Datsun Fairlady Z wearing a Seiko chronograph listening to Miki Matsubara and reminiscing on my younger days, windows open, as my weathered hands softly grip the wood grain in the warmth of the setting sun.

by this I mean I'm in Australia sitting stationary in an Alfa Romeo, alone and doing absolutely nothing with my life

fuck it im in the foxbody Tang initiating a moderate degree of oversteer with a kind-hearted individual in the passenger seat smoking crack rocks out a milk bag (free Canada)

off my meds operating a motor vehicle call that driving over the influence

wanna check out a valley y'all got any valley recommendations? tryna learn what's going on in those

buddy i don't drive my car i FUCK it

im kind of like a god if they were kinda mid

you should be able to go like double off your antidepressants, like go even more off them

herobrine a mossad asset???

giggling a little as i put the money in the bag (how quaint is this after all)

im kind of like if an Italian

nooo DUMBASS the four elements arnet air water fire earth, they're are hydrogen helium lithium and the other one

bug seriously why did they name all the Rick Beatoles after the four teatamnets

"now listen here jack, I am homosexual"

my deadname is Ringo Starr

im like the gay Joe Biden

overall deeply unserious day teaching help me feel better about life

8 year old bass student: "sorry one sec, gotta squeeze the juice back into my fingers"

this of course leading to the class discussing inventing a "hand juicing machine".

in Mandarin I have the vocabulary of like a 4-year-old who's so far had a very strange and concerning upbringing

honestly, I'd (hypothetically) probably let a guy hit if he's an interesting person

at this point with learning Chinese; some fucking 'learn a language in three weeks with AI' scam/grift ad popped up on my Instagram, opening with someone speaking the worst-sounding Mandarin I've heard anyone try to pass off as 'fluent' in my life. genuinely 'had one Mandarin lesson ever' level 💀

okay yeah for a second I was thinking "i mean i guess some people need/want the utmost in terms of grain resolution, i guess that's part of why medium format exists" but no, bro just doesn't have a scanner 💀💀💀

ive been watching a YouTube content creator whose name is my deadname and keep getting jumpscared when his name pops up on his computer (i don't run into my deadname a whole lot usually)

just went to a party and learned I was the oldest person there. i am beleaguered, my days are through.

i think the moment i start noticing myself tip hypomanic i need to hand my phone and bank card to the nearest responsible adult

speeding past the mounted police units in my car because what are they going to fucking do, gallop after me? put a little light on their horse's head and go "wee-woo"?

why is no one called rebecca no more