MartIn The Mouth Of Madness

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Imagine actually hearing Chopin's Funeral March at a funeral. I think I want to do it, seems wildly campy.

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash?

cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes”

cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral

cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral

cop: (sighs) not this shit again

I know that media consumption isn't any sort of huge activism, but it's still mind blowing that a studio SUCCESSFULLY rebooted a franchise, then burned it all down to punish someone for condemning a genocide, and that's more important that seeing Neve Campbell collect a paycheck.

Reminder, horror gang, we aren't supporting the new Scream over how they treated Melissa Barrera for being pro-Palestine.

That movie can get fucked.

Bought an underwater phone case so I can doomscroll up to 30ft

still annoyed that they never made that horror follow up to Paris, I Love You called Paris, I'll Kill You

"but you can't have picked up Cassandra Rhodes hitchhiking ...she died 20 years ago this very night!"

"...you remember the exact date everyone dies? Have you ever been teste-"

"oh yes, very autistic, thank you for noticing"

Seeing a guy getting the ingredients for fake blood in the supermarket and telling him to fuck off in the carpark like Walter White

this interview reads like she agreed to do it while drunk and the phone rang during the hangover

workplace has insisted on "gamifying" our processes again (my vision flashes red when im shot)

1990s videogame newspaper article: "I just murdered a demon, made love to a princess, and stole a car... and I won't be going to jail! It's called gaming, and it's making our children bisexual."

Cutting off pieces of a hotdog with a pocket knife like an old farmer with an apple

I loved the new Frankenstein, it's real good. I know Guillermo Del Toro got popular back in the 00's when everyone was pretending comics books were actually intellectual, but he's the real deal.

I don't care about Lily Allen and David Harbour or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, the only celebrity couple that matters is Lana Del Rey and the swamp tour man, my mental health is balancing on those two making it together

man it'd be great if melbourne had a newspaper. not good for a city to just have two weird opinion newsletters and whatever you can assemble from the abc and the guardian

me: so on the next slide we have--
my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim...
my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio

It's still an hour until Missing DOS Monday but...

I FOUND IT.

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River Cartwright: (falling down a giant flight of stairs in a clown costume) fuck FUCK

Diana Taverner: London must be constantly under terrorist attack, it would be VERY embarrassing for MI5 if your ragtag group of misfits stopped Buckingham palace from exploding

Jackson Lamb: (farts so hard he falls off his chair)

A series of slow horses where Kristen Scott Thomas actually shuts down Slough House when she threatens to in the second episode, next 4 episodes are just Roddy Ho doing pushups in the empty office

The people who come up with movie taglines are responsible for some of the most iconic lines in cinema history. But even more inspiring are the people who come up with movie tagines, incredible film-themed earthenware dishes, before somebody realises they didn't spellcheck an email.

For like a second before dinner, had to tell the kids the lady was fine and did lots of movies after that

Nun Falling Off A Church Steeple In A Movie: Aiiiiieeeee!

Activision absolutely wants your player data more than you want to play your games

Decided to load up the last few psplus games, one of them was Diablo 4, immediately tries to connect you to battlenet, deleted it in favour of a game that offers you the option of actually playing it

Trying to convince my kid to eat dinner saying "eat, eat, you're skin and bones", she's taken to saying it to her little brother, only it's "eat your skin and bones", a subtle but important difference

Everything everywhere smells like cigarettes, especially all the Australian flag items hanging around from the 88 bicentennial. On a flickering wood framed tv, Fitzroy Lions are getting the absolute shit kicked out of them.

The year is 1992. All Melbourne is alive with talk of Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. An old man offers two cents to help him up off the pavement. I hurl the useless currency back at him. You only care about horse racing, I laugh. It's true, he weeps, I've been ruined by the geegees.