Joe Martz

This game is getting super awkward. #LightsUpLetsGo

At least we play harder teams in the playoffs, right? #LightsUpLetsGo

Okay, Baltimore deserves to win the game based on that catch. #LightsUpLetsGo

Road design has a lot to do with it for sure, but on top of that drivers seem to be most interested in getting everywhere as fast as possible, safety be damned. Too many idiots thinking they’re perpetually in a Fast and Furious movie.

I get some of the outrage, but 52 km/h on some residential streets is insanely fast.

Imagine being okay with having your mug in the paper to go with the story.

Woof.

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Our kids after a week at a cottage and having Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Lucky Charms, or Reese’s Puffs every day for breakfast.

And a Yankee loss!

How can you not be romantic about baseball? #thebeautifulgame

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I found Pull-Ups on sale with the Flipp app.

Connections
Puzzle #755
🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

Reverse order, no mistakes, I rule.

I remember hearing the argument that went along the lines of “nobody has died yet so why do I need to slow down?” 🙃

If a Yankee boner wins us this game I'm totally cool with it.

Was going to use the "stop it, he's already dead" gif to describe this Blue Jays/Yankees game, but I've now moved onto the characters pulling their collar nervously from Bart's Comet. #ToTheCore

Is George puking up teeth or something? #ToTheCore

IIRC Police Quest had your locker combination written inside the manual somewhere.

Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight"

Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No."

Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division"

Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Day 1 of summer vacation. Kid A almost knocked Kid AB’s tooth out accidentally while at the playground. Viva summer!

The Manfred Man is my least favourite new thing.

Naylor going to check on Straw after that wall hit is pretty high class.

Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays

Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays

So did that idiot down south actually have his army tank birthday party today?

Today I find out if this glue truly is as strong as a gorilla.

TIL Australian Shepherds come in mini models as well.

Parks and Recreation > The Office

Post a banger that’s not in English

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I played poker last night for the first time in at least 5 years and I came home with double my money. Follow me for more sound financial advice.

Works on a contingency? No, money down!