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@hobbitwitch.bsky.social

Spinster & Dilettante. She/her. ND. ADHD. TikTok expat. Lackadaisical witch. Tolkien, history, pottery, and fiber arts. Dogs. Feminist (TERFS GTFO). Hex the patriarchy and white supremacy.

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Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

08.02.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 80920    πŸ” 14685    πŸ’¬ 3091    πŸ“Œ 945

Alright, listen up! The future of this country depends on THREE key House seats still up for grabs. Two Florida seats (FL-1 & FL-6) + One New York seat (NY-21). If Democrats take them, they can slam the brakes on Project 2025 and the GOP’s takeover.

DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP.
You see what’s at stake!

06.02.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 263    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

My masters degree might be collecting dust somewhere in my parents’ house but I swear I will never stfu about the actual history of our country and the need for these programs, as both a woman and a one-time historian.

06.02.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Church pastor heads nationwide ’40-day fast' from Target after DEI policies rolled back There is a new call to boycott mega-retailer Target after the store rolled back its diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.

It’s impossible for regular people to avoid every shady source all the time, but taking part in these targeted (excuse the pun) boycotts is really important AND effective. I experienced it firsthand working at a giant coffee chain.

06.02.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I await updates on the party!

06.02.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I too miss the heady day of charcuterie couture.

06.02.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A take as old as time, and one I deeply wish we could stop telling.

06.02.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds VERY intriguing although I still have a reflexive shudder at β€œfirst in a series.” (Tysm George Martin, 20 years after Feast For Crows)

06.02.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well hello there! Glad I could sub in for one of those nincompoops!

06.02.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to keep the end result in mind! It’s an exercise in patience!

06.02.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NYT is a coward’s rag

05.02.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m making teapots for the first time and not to be dramatic but I’m going to throw myself in the lake.

This is not an ADHD friendly pottery project. SO MANY STEPS, NO DOPAMINE. -35/10 do not recommend.

(I reserve the right to deny posting this if they come out cute.)

05.02.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are looking for people who are fighting back against the Trump administrationβ€”I’ve seen people say that there is a dearth of fighting back, and I agree that I’m unhappy with the amount there isβ€”one of the places to look is who is filing the lawsuits to directly challenge his orders.

29.01.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 488    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Tried watching the Big Fat Quiz of 2024 with my parents and my father thought that Jimmy Carr was AI.

I’m still not sure he believes me that he’s real and not some kind of elaborate prank.

28.01.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t they know that’s why we even still HAVE yahoo???

28.01.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mine would be one of those weird fluffy chickens and a Cockatoo.

26.01.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re just happy to be here 🀣

26.01.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not mad at him, but who is he??

26.01.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A photograph of a youngish Frederick Douglass.

A photograph of a youngish Frederick Douglass.

On a lighter note (because this has been the longest week of all recorded history and I need a distraction from seriousness)…

Which historical figures are unduly hot?

Behold, a young Frederick Douglass!

26.01.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would flip a damn table.

26.01.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This one is on my TBR! I might have to move it up the list!

26.01.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m honestly spoilt for choice on which one I hate most.

26.01.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the sci-fi, fantasy, and post-apocalyptic teen fictions in the world did not prepare me for the idea that the rise of evil would be so fucking EMBARRASSING.

26.01.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Target is the only place that sells affordable and decent quality fruit nearby. JOKES ON YOU TARGET, FRUIT IS GROSS.

The boycott stands.

26.01.2025 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He should disappear at sea, like a REAL man

24.01.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my heated mattress pad. I love crawling into bed at night feeling like I’m entering a fluffy burrito.

24.01.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU GET SOME SAP AND YOU GET SOME SAP!!! EVERYONE GETS SOME SAP!!!!

24.01.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A photo of Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

A photo of Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

I can’t help but think about how Kate McKinnon would would absolutely slay this cold open.

23.01.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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