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Narcoleptic Software Developer, sometimes streamer, sometimes game dev twitch.tv/valkryir she/her Melbourne - Australia

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I drove back so fast and saw no one visibly distressed so I left them were I picked them up and scuttled off.

my defence is I was deadlifting 120kg and I was so fried afterwards

27.10.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh shit oh fuck I accidentally stole someone else's car keys at the gym, I just grabbed the first set of hyuandai keys in front of me and walked home, only to realise my mistake as I tried to unlock the front door.

my keys were already in my gym bag

27.10.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dammit, losing*

25.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After a week of loosing my mind I've finally got some basic racing AI implemented for the NPC karts for Stay In Your Lane

with context steering to keep them following the track and avoiding obstacles and a "patience" value that will encourage them to overtake when stuck behind each other

#gamedev

25.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still thinking about this show two years later.

19.10.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 615    ๐Ÿ” 125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

SOMA is so good, would reccomend persevering through it. But I admit took me a while to get it done

16.10.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it hubris to think I can prep and break a pb for a deadlift comp in less than 2 months? I haven't even deadlifted for like 4 months.

Someone's gotta come last, may as well be me ๐Ÿ˜Ž

15.10.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Commemorate* is probably the better word

11.10.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So we'll all get a pin to celebrate the great #paxaus exodus right?

11.10.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"OK now everyone outside for the group photo"

11.10.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems everyone evacuated pretty calmly though, nice work to enforcers and emergency staff

11.10.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#paxaus got evacuated

11.10.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo looking out a hotel window over the Yarra River and Melbourne Exhibition Centre, in the foreground is a copy of "The Ink That Bleeds" by Paul Czege

A photo looking out a hotel window over the Yarra River and Melbourne Exhibition Centre, in the foreground is a copy of "The Ink That Bleeds" by Paul Czege

Current PAX mood: hiding away for 30mins to for quiet reading time

11.10.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hmm... I don't agree with his "GitHub banning policy",

but I do approve of his "Jira banning policy".

Hmm... I don't agree with his "GitHub banning policy", but I do approve of his "Jira banning policy".

No one:

SysAdmins in Australia right now.

#AusPol

29.09.2025 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hip Thrusts are awkward enough as it is. Being forced to make eye contact with a mural of the hulk preparing to perform a pelvic exam while using the machine really doesn't help

17.09.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my own models might be a bit rough at the moment so thank goodness for @kenney.nl assets to make everything else in the background look good in the meantime

#gamedev

14.09.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pilates reformer machine

A pilates reformer machine

Fighting for my life for the entire 45mins of a reformer pilates class today omg. All of my heavy lifting in the gym means nothing to this medieval torture device.

And I can't wait for my next class

25.07.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fell for the ol' buying a tub of ice cream only to get home and realise the words "Ice Cream" are not written on the tub and it's actually "iced confection" or something.

It's really bad

16.07.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally got off my parents medicare card and onto my own, looking forward to not being chided by GP clinic receptionists because I'm nearly 30 and hadn't sorted it yet lmao

17.06.2025 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a skeleton sitting in a hot spring, drinking, laughing, enjoying itself with a mountain in the background. the image is captioned "Kill the part of you that cringes at yourself for being passionate and excited about the things you care about. Playing it cool and being lowkey are overrated."

a skeleton sitting in a hot spring, drinking, laughing, enjoying itself with a mountain in the background. the image is captioned "Kill the part of you that cringes at yourself for being passionate and excited about the things you care about. Playing it cool and being lowkey are overrated."

Good morningโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ€

01.06.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7983    ๐Ÿ” 3169    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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I'm still not a morning person, but this isn't so bad

01.06.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For this sticker alone sometimes I wish we used teams over slack in my org

16.05.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I wonder if birds have favourite humans they like to watch go about their day to day

But I know these round guys were just here for the BBQ fat drippings

11.05.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Made a pact with a friend and was up for the 5:45am cardio class, I died, I am ghost now

11.05.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The mask itself is the tricky bit as they come in all different sizes and styles so what works for me might not work for you.

And be careful buying any cheap second hand Phillips CPAPs there was a big recall and some people sold their recalled machines once their replacement arrived

06.05.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've got an auto CPAP that I don't really use anymore because I was retested and been cleared recently, you could borrow it to give it a go

It adjusts the pressure based on detected apnea events on the fly which is handy.

06.05.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tray of smoked chicken thigh

Tray of smoked chicken thigh

chimkin

04.05.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Photo of Offset Smoker in my backyard, some smoke emerging from it

Photo of Offset Smoker in my backyard, some smoke emerging from it

Nice day for seasoning the smoker. Later on will try some chicken thighs for first test

04.05.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a printed dnd battle map, the scale is wrong and the printer colour distorted and gave up halfway

A photo of a printed dnd battle map, the scale is wrong and the printer colour distorted and gave up halfway

TIL a printer is capable of actually screaming, it emitted an incredibly almost imperceptible high pitch whine and just died

02.05.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An Email with subject "New myGov Inbox message"

An Email with subject "New myGov Inbox message"

Struggling to wake up in the morning? I highly reccomend taking one (1) "New myGov Inbox message". really gets you moving

14.04.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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