All Chickens Are Beautiful

An urgent message is sent by delivery raven (a la Game of Thrones). The royal recipient is concerned. Below cursive script, crude raven scrawl has been added to the scroll: “feed food gud ravin”

The only race here is a school board election with four candidates for four spots.

Just checked my sample ballot, and I don't think I'll get off my ass to save democracy tomorrow.

Still at $160/1430 for rent due at 5 pm central time on 11/3.
I cannot violate the settlement agreement or I can still get evicted & do not get paid until the 7th. There are no extensions. Assistance only did past due/court fees.

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I've been really confused all day, since somehow I woke up without an alarm at 6:30 this morning just like I do every morning, but the sun was up this time.

My favorite part of the switch back to standard time is my inevitable struggle to even stay awake until 8pm.

Photo of a tv screen showing the text "Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight" from WNEM TV.

DON'T FORGET!

It’s all well and good until RFKjr convinces the White House medical staff to go back to treating syphillis with mercury.

Americans drink vast quantities of tequila every year to commemorate the day when the Second French Empire was stopped from intervening in the civil war.

A robot in the form of a round hut with a thatched, conical roof with a little tin chimney poking out. The robot is walking along on two long, jointed legs with round feet that have a cleft in the middle. It has eyes over the open door that appear to be angry. Standing in the door is a Covenbot, a round robot with banded arms wearing a witch's hat, holding a broom, with a wart on one side of its face, smiling menacingly. The background is drawn in soft shading, and depicts a deep, dark forest, shrouded in mist.

1975) Walkinghutbot. The ideal mobile dwelling for a little Covenbot who needs to creep through forests in Eastern Europe.

Alt text: the charred remains of the burned 3rd Precinct building in Minneapolis, with a Spirit Halloween sign hung on it

Most of these could be relabeled as "Hapsburg Family Tree"

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Tomorrow is Halloween. At this spooky time, we need to be vigilant.

Remember: boots BEFORE corset.

Thank you for your attention.

🎶Jingle bell time
Is a fell time🎶

Not a xenomorphic alien just drooling whatever the fuck that liquid is on Bert’s ear.

ur fave final girls but they’re muppets: thread

A rather sad-looking robot with banded arms and legs, clambering out of the collar of a crumpled sweater, lying next to some jeans, underpants and socks. It's holding out its arms, looking down at itself in confusion. The background is a hillside with leafless trees silhouetted against the sky, in which hangs a full, glowing moon.

456) Werebot. A normal guy who shrinks down into a very confused small robot once a month. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween

I can't stop laughing that a business-critical feature that was developed without input from either the PM or chief architect, with the CEO insisting that all problems be solved by an LLM, burned a thousand bucks a day and took an order of magnitude longer to accomplish the same tasks.

Take a break from all the doomscrolling and ghastliness and look at my latest creation “Beautiful Mouse with a Stitchwort Garland”
Maybe this one should be displayed against the skirting board? Available now for purchase should you require such a thing in your life?
Painted on 23 C gold leaf

He's really entertaining (for me) to tack up - the lady who actually owns him is short enough that she had to punch a couple of extra holes in the top of the stirrup straps while I'm letting them out almost all the way.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Ope, three weeks without updates. Took Dually out for a trail ride today. I think he had fun and we’re starting to understand each other.

Obligatory selfie since I haven’t introduced Dually here.

I'm not picky (anymore), just prone to eating the exact same thing every day for months on end.

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I suppose outsourcing curation on that site to MechaHitler was pretty much inevitable.

How is AI so bad at lining up pockets?

I'm mildly surprised that Johnson and Thune haven't simply adjourned Congress. It's not like the Senate needs to maintain pro forma sessions to prevent recess appointments, given that they're immediately confirming everyone anyway.

I think about this a lot.

Man fuck ALL these 80 year old racist politicians

Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise from Back to the Future

Longing for a gentler timeline that is less fascist and less full of ignorant people

For example Biff's 1985

A facebook post: Ernesto Cruz My school went on soft lockdown today because people were being kidnapped down the street. I have terrified students. Tell your people.

From a friend who's a teacher in Chicago.

If only we had a system wherein rich people were required to pay into a fund annually to cover such things instead of relying on grifting.