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Kyle David Jelle

@kylejelle.bsky.social

Mountain man, infrequent writer, practitioner of the dark art of network engineering, servant of cats.

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Nice day for a walk in the park.

19.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is hilarious, but what I really want to know is why no one on social media can spell Sliwa? (Not just this post or its comments, itโ€™s everywhere. Is it supposed to be an intentional slight?)

19.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚When redacted has no meaning.

17.10.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Watchmen parody in which Dr. Manhattan is on Mars thinking, "It is 182. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office. It's 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office. It is 2025. I am forty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office."

A Watchmen parody in which Dr. Manhattan is on Mars thinking, "It is 182. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office. It's 2010. I am twenty-nine years old. Tron bombs at the box office. It is 2025. I am forty-four years old. Tron bombs at the box office."

Best cartoon of the week for movie nerds.

17.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 587    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

genuinely wild the number of quote tweets that see this as an insult toward mamdani rather than as praise for his discipline and skill at translating personal charisma into political appeal

17.10.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7942    ๐Ÿ” 686    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 273    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
I don't mean this to sound critical, but framing a person of colour as a
"performer" as opposed to prepared and competent comes across a bit paternalistic. I'm sure it's not your intent, but trying to be provocative while leaning into some boarderline racist language is dicy and undermines ur point

I don't mean this to sound critical, but framing a person of colour as a "performer" as opposed to prepared and competent comes across a bit paternalistic. I'm sure it's not your intent, but trying to be provocative while leaning into some boarderline racist language is dicy and undermines ur point

sadly blueskyism is real and itโ€™s this

17.10.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 288    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I find this kind of stuff reassuring in a way, because we are never going to win electoral power in America with only smart people on our side.

17.10.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.

15.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2028    ๐Ÿ” 361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Sometimes we are literally the same person.

15.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t speak for anyone else, but itโ€™s definitely not on my agenda.

13.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The original or the remake?

12.10.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we would all be much better off if the crimes committed by the rich for their own amusement were treated more seriously than the crimes of desperation and necessity committed by the less fortunate

09.10.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Wow. I desperately want to see Bill and Ted Wait for Godot, but at $1400 a seat, I sure hope it comes to streaming someday.

09.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People... are allowed to come up with mean names for inanimate objects. If you compare this practice to racial slurs, I'm going to think you believe people of other races hold the same concrete significance and value as inanimate objects. This is one of those slips that does not look good on anyone.

05.10.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1882    ๐Ÿ” 419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
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The reason this theory works is because most of our elites and leaders have no real views or opinions, but merely adopt those that they believe will earn them approval. And now theyโ€™re all seeking approval on the Internet, where everyone really is 12, or has the mental capacity of a 12-year-old

03.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 974    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

The MLM Presidency.

04.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
03.10.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9917    ๐Ÿ” 2180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Say what you will about the people involved, but this is comedy gold.

02.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just glad it didnโ€™t turn out to be the night of the long knives redux, but yeah, your expectations may be too high. I wish you a speedy recovery.

30.09.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dutch late night TV has its take

19.09.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21041    ๐Ÿ” 9024    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 520    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2103

Are you talking about the general population or just the Democratic leadership?

29.09.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s hard to compete on quality when thereโ€™s so much underpriced junk.

28.09.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t worry, OpenAI is working on that.

18.09.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is pretty appalling. I donโ€™t recommend being offended, though. They like that and will laugh at your liberal tears. Make it about them being worthless degenerates who donโ€™t even know what theyโ€™re trashing.

05.09.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If youโ€™re looking to add that to your life experiences, I have a rather large lawn that you are welcome to mow.

05.09.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s Space Academy, not Star Trek. Only thing they have in common is James Doohan.

03.09.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Understood. The things we could accomplish, if onlyโ€ฆ

30.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there some reason you canโ€™t just make chocolate chip cookie dough and leave out the chocolate chips?

30.08.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ghislaine Maxwellโ€™s testimony says a lot about our dystopia That the US president needs a character certificate from a convicted criminal is quite befitting.

A character reference from a convicted child sex predator is so on-brand for Donald.

www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...

24.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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