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Kyle David Jelle

@kylejelle.bsky.social

Mountain man, infrequent writer, practitioner of the dark art of network engineering, servant of cats.

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Latest posts by kylejelle.bsky.social on Bluesky

Thatโ€™s how you do it. Whatโ€™s taking the rest of yโ€™all so long?

14.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17166    ๐Ÿ” 5347    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 351

Not sure what distinguishes that from the book hoarding disorder that I already have.

11.02.2026 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blueskyese and Xian share an obvious common root as both being Twitteric languages, the difference is that after the split Xian became a hybrid Twitteric/Channer-linkedin tongue, while Blueskyese changed less overall but did pick up some tumbleric and redditor loanwords

06.02.2026 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1351    ๐Ÿ” 303    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

That commercial completely inverts the entire point of the original book and movie. Iโ€™d be giving it side eye, even if the cast were not trapped deep in the uncanny valley.

06.02.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like this, please.

03.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We may not need to rebuild everything Trump tears down, but we definitely need to tear down everything Trump builds.

03.02.2026 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s the problem, right there. We need new Democrats too, ones that donโ€™t think modeling good behavior and writing strongly-worded letters are adequate responses to whatโ€™s going on. And I donโ€™t wanna hear anybody tell me we need to put this behind us and move on.

03.02.2026 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give me an iconic #StarTrek image.

03.02.2026 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No idea. Theyโ€™re all dead, and theyโ€™re not talking.

03.02.2026 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't be a fan of politicians. Don't. Do. Not.

Be ready to turn on them if they even think of stepping out of line. You know how corporations aren't our friend? Well, voters aren't THEIR friends.

We are angry, feral, and tired.

Oh you "wrote" a book that's cute where's my fucking health care

29.01.2026 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1394    ๐Ÿ” 509    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

27.01.2026 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18994    ๐Ÿ” 6291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 929    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1172

By the way, Nazi Bovino, if Mayor Frey and Gov Walz wanted to say ICE are assholes who never got hugged, they have a goddamn FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT to say it and you still donโ€™t have any right to shoot and kill people who support those leaders. Fuck off. Fuck all the way off. Fuck off forever.

25.01.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not having any problems with the latest updates, but Iโ€™m still salty about not having a fucking camera roll, so Iโ€™ll co-sign whatever you say.

22.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that actually open again? I would hope the fires are out, but Iโ€™d expect some damage, and I havenโ€™t seen any announcements for a while.

22.01.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish we had one.

15.01.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We could have built on this instead of tearing it down. The good news is we still can, we just have a big hole to climb out of first.

14.01.2026 06:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reskeet with your home river?

Mine is the Puyallup. Pronounce it if you can!

13.01.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Scott Adams whose work I loved back in the 90s died a long time ago.

13.01.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Advocate (1993) โญ 6.6 | Comedy, Crime, Drama 1h 42m | R

Thereโ€™s a movie about this if youโ€™re interested.

13.01.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sedan Halen

12.01.2026 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œShow me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.โ€

11.01.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A woman in lavender pajamas sits cross-legged on her bed, Bible in hand and a snack of crackers and fruit beside her, while Jesus stands in the doorway, or it could be an ax murderer dressed like Jesus, like in the Joan Collins Santa Claus segment of Tales from the Crypt.

A woman in lavender pajamas sits cross-legged on her bed, Bible in hand and a snack of crackers and fruit beside her, while Jesus stands in the doorway, or it could be an ax murderer dressed like Jesus, like in the Joan Collins Santa Claus segment of Tales from the Crypt.

Hand to You Know Whomst, this is someoneโ€™s FB profile photo, and itโ€™s the funniest thing Iโ€™ve seen all day.

10.01.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1766    ๐Ÿ” 199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 436    ๐Ÿ“Œ 246

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978). I was eight.

29.12.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The entire premise of Star Trek summed up in a sentence.

28.12.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed. You inspired me to have pancakes yesterday, to the same effect.

26.12.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas, everyone!

25.12.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alsoโ€ฆ mmm, pancakes.

25.12.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a crazy unexpected twist.

24.12.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Biggest downside is that it requires some kind of Apple device. Doesnโ€™t have to be the latest and greatest, so if youโ€™re allergic to Macs and iPhones, a cheap old refurb iPad will do. If you werenโ€™t already aware of this, itโ€™s worth a look.

18.12.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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