Kyle David Jelle

let my male bestfriend sleep in my boyfriend's spot in bed when he's not home. Discussion My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but whenever I get the chance, my best friend sleeps in our giant king size bed with me. I always wash the sheets after, so theres no way my bf would know. I love getting the chance to cuddle up to him, but my boyfriend can never know because it's a pretty strict rule in our house that the dog doesn't sleep in our bed.

Got me in the first half...

To be fair, they did spend the last 45 years undermining the institutions that were supposed to prevent that. It just looks fast because they all finally crumbled at once.

We’d better do it all. If there’s one thing this administration has taught us, it is that there will be more.

Not wrong.

Are we sure it’s supposed to be sixth? The E 72nd St store turned into a Big Lots, which probably means it’s vacant again.

Nah. It’s a cat, not a kid, so I just let them in. What fascinates them is something unknown behind the closed door, so once they’re in, they usually get bored and leave.

Yep. I desperately want to believe that facts and logic will overcome lies and empty slogans, simply by virtue of being true and producing better outcomes. But bullshit that people want to believe wins every time.

Hah! I’m even lower. Guess I can’t keep up with fancy people like you.

That’s just crazy. Who eats a sandwich from the middle like that?

A black and white cat with a red collar lays in front of a white baseboard.

That is hilarious.

Ice fishing.....

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

YouTube video by LilLinks The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling (1964) (Stereo / Lyrics)

…a Righteous Brother, Bill Medley, steps out. Awkward moment, so I didn’t say anything, but he left the facilities clean.

For those who need a reminder: youtu.be/oZr7fA56v5c?...

Back in the 90s, I pulled into a Texaco in Lacey, WA, at 2 AM to make a delivery and there was a limo in the lot. I make my drop, head for the restroom, and just as I get there the door opens and…

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

Tell me your pet’s name with a GIF.

They say you should try to find a happy medium, but they're all miserable from talking to so many dead people.

Fox News' Arroyo: Nobody wants to hear that. Mr. Rogers didn't lecture kids and Russia or Iran or the nuclear threat. It's not your job. Miss Rachel, you don't know anything about the Middle East.. shhh

When Mr. Rogers Taught Kids About Mutually Assured Nuclear Destruction

These people are just wrong about literally everything.

Nick Babb: “first thing that you guys need to do is stop supporting fox remember they were the very first to help to steal the election and when have they ever told the truth stop using fox in fact block them” Reply from For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue: “sir, this is a wildlife rescue”

rough news day, as always, but somebody’s uncle having a normal one on the fox rescue page made me chuckle

I’m think this was shot years ago, but it took so long to release it, that I forgot it wasn’t already over.

Demon had some similarities, but the one you’re looking for is Soldier, also by Ellison, about a soldier from a future war who turns up in the present. Some very familiar scenes.

1935 here. A previous owner turned the unfinished attic into a full upstairs room without adding any structural support. Fun times ahead.

And evaporated milk. The horrors never cease.

Better too much than not enough, right?

Old MacDonald had a what?!

this is the funniest way to describe brian fucking eno

Did a diabetic piss you off or something? Why are you mocking people for talking about low blood sugar symptoms?

So you don’t believe in diabetes? How I wish you were right.

Tell the god of death this: