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please, my father was Mr. Dingus. You can call me Dingus

people with pee fetishes should call themselves "peegans"

I knew I'd be tired in my 30s but I didn't know I'd be THIS damn tired every day all the time

That reminds me of when I worked at Hollywood Video in my early 20s and our store closed down. I found a bag of old training VHS tapes from the 80s and 90s and took them home. I also did not have a VCR lol

LOVE the dress!

I keep getting scam calls and voicemails about these great opportunities and stuff and...like... I don't answer calls from numbers I don't know. If you want to send me on a quest then approach me in a tavern with a small bag full of gold like a normal person.

One of my biggest pet peeves when shopping for books is when the store lumps together scifi and fantasy. I'll be at the shelves looking for robots and time travel and most of the books I see will be swords and dragons...Just make a fantasy section and stick them in there. Why is that so unheard of?