Steve May

My dream involved mainly walking up lots of stairs in a venue, some of the time holding a pint that cost £8.40 which I’d reluctantly bought from a bar in a student union. I recall being somewhat outraged by the price (‘in MY day, student unions had cheap drinks!’ etc.)

The BBC are screening a 90 minute cutdown of the Jon Pertwee classic Doctor Who story The Sea Devils in December...
Doctor Who fans be like...

10 panel comic about Dominic Cummings being a terrible children's entertainer who does a puppet show using dog turds and thinks he's a Machiavellian genius rather than a complete failure.

Every time Dominic Cummings spouts forth again I am reminded of @daveyjones.bsky.social's Dogshit Puppet Master from 2021 in @vizcomic.bsky.social

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Innit!

That face! : )

Chuffed to get my copy of Vintage the collected comic works of the brilliant David Ziggy Greene (@jambookshopuk.bsky.social) through the post today! What a treat!

Cold out innit?

Numerology, the Bible, Pixies references, Doctor Who & a few silly animals - very much like a slice of my life really... ‘And if the devil is six then God is seven...’

#devil #numbers #noahsark #god #dalek #stevemaythe1st

You silly c... ; )

Great disturbance in the Force as somebody drops the C-bomb on Radio 4...

*grabs smelling salts*

In Sandi Toksvig's Hidden Wonders, with Raksha Dave @rakshadigs.bsky.social you'd have seen a Venus figure like this from Magna Roman Fort. I'm running a Lamp & Deity workshop at Magna this Saturday where you'll make your own figurines Roman Lamps. Book here www.vindolanda.com/Event/potted...

Watch Stewart Lee Interview The Fall's Steve Hanley Ahead of New Audiobook | The Quietus First published in 2015, Steve Hanley’s memoir The Big Midweek (co-written with Olivia Piekarski) details his 19 years as the ‘backbone’ of The Fall. Perhaps second only to Mark E. Smith himself when ...

Stewart Lee interviewing the The Fall bass legend that is Steve Hanley! Well worth a listen!
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And NEVER broomstick drunk!

The man's a pig.

The pork calling the kettle black?

Some Universal monsters walk into a bar…

(insert applicable punchline)

a traditional english pub called bollocks just like in great britain

Right @mbalazo.bsky.social has informed me that in his hometown there's an English-themed pub called Bollocks. This would be like someone here opening a US-style diner and calling it Jerking Off or something.

bollockspub.com

‘Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells’

Existential angst.

Latest @theguardian.com cartoon

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I have dear memories of this thread on Twitter - the woman sporting a new beret in Clontarf & the guys stopping the car to deliver the immortal line ‘ooh la la ye cunt!’

Excited to be taking part in Newham Festival of Stories this year - expect draw-alongs, quizzes & other nonsense www.newhamfestivalofstories.org/events/steve...

Cult Figures in Smash Hits 1979! (I joined a wee bit later!)

Facebook has reminded me of the 100 plus All Ears illustrations I did for The Guardian a few years ago - what a fun job!

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Some belated Halloween illustration nerdiness. Looking at the process of adding digital colour & hand coloured versions #illustration
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Surreptitious dog smoking a fag whilst driving an unlicensed cab