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James Turner

@patchworkofregrets.bsky.social

I used to make comics on the internet, now I mostly get far too invested in advent calendars. I'm 'eruditebaboon' on all the other apps. www.eruditebaboon.co.uk

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Yes! Scully very clearly sees a ghost, and then is all, no, obviously ghosts aren't real. But then there's an episode with a vaguely religious theme and suddenly Mulder thinks it's all fake, and Scully is completely on board. They love to do a role switch!

04.08.2025 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! I'm rewatching these too (finding new things to half-watch while I'm making comics is hard!) I did not remember the episodes being so slow, nor did I remember what a dick Mulder is.

03.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Your half-remembered Latin is about as good as my lazy Italian name googling.

29.07.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A rather weary looking man, dressed in the slightly tattered clothes of a renaissance era nobleman. He wears a jaunty feathered cap, a short cape, puffy sleeves, bright purple leggings, and the stupidest pair of shorts you've ever seen. At his belt hangs a longsword, a dagger, and a large pouch.

A rather weary looking man, dressed in the slightly tattered clothes of a renaissance era nobleman. He wears a jaunty feathered cap, a short cape, puffy sleeves, bright purple leggings, and the stupidest pair of shorts you've ever seen. At his belt hangs a longsword, a dagger, and a large pouch.

In case you weren't sure I was a real nerd, I drew a picture of my D&D character, Ippolito Sconosciute. #dnd

29.07.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Star Cat: Unicorns in Space! (a Phoenix Comic Book) by James Turner, Yasmin Sheikh | Waterstones Buy Star Cat: Unicorns in Space! (a Phoenix Comic Book) by James Turner, Yasmin Sheikh from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over Β£25.

If you would like to pre-order these FUTURE-BOOKS here are the direct links to their Waterstones pages:
Unicorns in Space: ow.ly/zML250WvUwH
Pixie Pandemonium: ow.ly/uhga50WvUAk

28.07.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am oscillating with excitement to report that my two newest, yet-to-be-released books, Toby and the Pixies: Pixie Pandemonium and Star Cat: Unicorns in Space, are included in Waterstones’ 25% off FLASH SALE on selected pre-ordered books this week! Use the code SUMMER25 at the checkout.

28.07.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Three copies of the work of heartbreaking genius that is 'Star Cat: Unicorns in Space' (a comic book wot I wrote)

Three copies of the work of heartbreaking genius that is 'Star Cat: Unicorns in Space' (a comic book wot I wrote)

A big box of these arrived today (from space???). Coming to a book shop within a light year of you next month!

24.07.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The white noise is there to drown out my inner critic, which is hopefully less debilitating for other professions.

23.07.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Two messages written on a whiteboard: 'you will never be inspired by Reddit' and 'white noise and walking will unstick you'

Two messages written on a whiteboard: 'you will never be inspired by Reddit' and 'white noise and walking will unstick you'

Writing these down over my desk, because I seem to forget them every single bloody day

23.07.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Wow! There's so much to this mural! Thanks for sharing!

17.07.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And some incredible use of colour in other murals too. I've got to figure out how to use colour like this!

17.07.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And these guys down here are literally wearing superhero masks while they plan the resistance

17.07.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy in particular could easily be out of a modern comic

17.07.2025 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw some incredible murals in Oslo city hall. I think this one probably qualifies as a comic (Cc @scottmccloud.bsky.social)

17.07.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A ghost and a zombie lie next to each other in the grass.
The ghost says "Zombie Chris, what do you think the scariest thing is?" The zombie replies "A lizard!"

A ghost and a zombie lie next to each other in the grass. The ghost says "Zombie Chris, what do you think the scariest thing is?" The zombie replies "A lizard!"

I don't post much art, so here's a panel I was particularly pleased with (from my comic Clatters and Bump, appearing in @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social every week)

09.07.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the pixies and Clatters and Bump too! But I think tiny Robot One is my favourite!

30.05.2025 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of phoenix comic issue 700

Cover of phoenix comic issue 700

Just received issue SEVEN HUNDRED of the Phoenix comic, with a brilliant cover by @rdcomics.bsky.social. So proud to be part of this ridiculous thing.

29.05.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

It's available for licensing.

28.05.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unfortunately it is completely impossible to reproduce. My attempts to copy it are just hollow mockeries of the one true shoe, blasphemous cobbles.
That's it for me, my best work is clearly behind me. Thanks, everyone, it's been fun.

28.05.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Platonically perfect pencil drawing of a shoe

Platonically perfect pencil drawing of a shoe

Really pleased with this drawing of a shoe I did in a half a second while trying to work out an idea. The platonic Ideal of a shoe. My greatest work yet.

(The one on the right, that is. The one on the left is vile, worse than sewage. It disgusts me)

28.05.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It really boosts the sale price.

27.05.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My only complaint is that I stood around for ages getting my photo taken and not a single person cried out 'Oh my god, it's the world famous cartoonist, James Turner!' Outrageous.

27.05.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's currently a MASSIVE Phoenix Comic display up at Waterstones Piccadilly, so I had to go and have a look for myself.

27.05.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's official! Toby and the Pixies BOOK THREE is coming out this September! This book is going to be all pixie chaos, all the time!

12.05.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also found out that being a comic creator is an absolute get-out-of-jail-free card with stand-ups. We can sit in the front row with impunity!

09.05.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic! Good to see my snuffaw elicitation has carried on to the next generation.

14.04.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

04.04.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm never happier than when I've managed to elicit a snuffaw.

03.04.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My new book, coming out in August! There's unicorns! In space!

02.04.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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My new book is out now! Look out for it in hedges, under mushrooms, in the dens of woodland animals, or, failing that, you could order it online here: thephoenixcomic.shop/products/tob...

14.03.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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