Grunkle V.

my dad, watching princess mononoke with me for the first time: "What's that on the wolf's back? a Pikachu?"

Tanystropheus

my dad has been calling Elon "The Doge" for a minute and yesterday i asked him if he knew what Doge/dogecoin is. He thought it had something to do with the old principality of Venice. Imagine his surprise when I told him it was an internet dog photo.

what's brutal about fifteen years of amazing friendship? its okay to just be close with other hot cool people. if we wanted it to happen it would have by now!

im new to her but im just sooo in love with everything she's done

serotonin, thy name is Doechii.

'Harvest Witch'
One of the first drawings I truly truly loved. She's now hanging somewhere on Guillermo del Toro's walls
Graphite on paper

Every once in a while I think about how the producers of Masters Of Horror went to horror directors and were like “you can make anything! Bring us to the depths of hell! NO LIMITS!!” And then Takashi Mike turned in his episode and they were like. “There is no way we can air any of this.”

A snowy parking lot at night, with banks of snow to the left and right of a parking spot that bumps up again a short chainlink fence and the black void of night beyond it. there are snowflakes in motion, as if caught in motion. caught in the beam of light, maybe from a flashlight, maybe headlights of some lonely car pulling in to park, is a enormous animal of some kind. It is flayed, its senseless musculature on display amid hanging rags of pale flesh. it is like a giant hound made from scraps of meat, its head is featureless and appears to be formed of many worm like appendages. nerves or tendrils wave in the air, emerging from its long neck and head. its intestines hang loose. there's a crushed coke can on the ground.

Shedding Season

the tokay was a lady

the bunlith 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' meme in sticker form

made a new sticker lol

you can get it here: yeag.gay

very effective strategy honestly bc ego death isn't an aphrodisiac. it worked like it was supposed to tho

once upon a time i met this cute dude and we went back to his place and he was tryna be smooth and show me his reptile collection.

he goes to take the tokay out and it launched onto his face and latched onto his lower lip for about 5 minutes.

i've never laughed harder. we're still best friends.

if this doesn't cure my sinus infection i was never meant to live

"we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe"

It's been a while since we had the last comic writers vs artists debate.

It's an important natural cycle, like catching a cold and developing antibodies. Keeps you strong and virile and I like to watch.

Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*

Them:
"You busy?"

Me:

Inbread carnotaurus commission for Gaming Beaver from a bit ago

an in progress linoleum cut in the style of jg posada featuring two skeletons riding bikes. the larger skeleton has sparklers on his head and a maniacal expression.

an in progress linoleum cut in the style of Mexican Printmaker JG Posada featuring a skeleton with angel wings and a long beard atop a bicycle.

where are my printmakers? show yourselves.

#art #printmaking #printmaker #linocut #reliefprint #posada

'"Hastur the King in Yellow" #Lovercraft #necronomicon #digitalart

People who think “cow tools” is funny rise up

a warm toned selfie of a blonde femme in a black strappy top and black glasses on a highly edited multicolored background

a mosaic of different pieces of art from @audioquark

a meme depicting the spice girls holding white dots containing the lyrics to wannabe. the last spice girl, Mel b, has been replaced with Pinhead from Hellraiser wearing the fez from gravity falls. his font bubble is heavily distorted. the text reads "if you want to be my lover you have to give me the aux cord". the background is a heavily edited photo collage of foliage and butterflies all in blue and pink tones.

a closeup of wrestler mick foley and a bat wrapped in barbed wire (aka "Barbie). he is bloody but smiling menacingly. text in right third of image reads "my face when its time to bash back" in mixed rainbow font.

hey i'm V. i make decent mixed media art and shitty memes and i'm queer as a three dollar bill. nice to meet y'all

#fineart #visualart #foleyisgod #hellraiser #spicegirls

nothing like losing 2 days to chronic pancreatitis to really make you feel like a winner.

at least my Baldurs Gate party is swagged out

sorry babe thats still Freaks

does anyone else with a visual art background hatewatch mini painting vids because it's literally day 1 color theory to feel something anymore or is it just me?

(mini painters i actually applaud all you do im just a cunt)

The Hunt 🐇🏹

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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