my dad, watching princess mononoke with me for the first time: "What's that on the wolf's back? a Pikachu?"
11.01.2025 02:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@audioquark.bsky.social
fine art, worse ideas
my dad, watching princess mononoke with me for the first time: "What's that on the wolf's back? a Pikachu?"
11.01.2025 02:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tanystropheus
27.12.2024 07:28 β π 1160 π 235 π¬ 17 π 2my dad has been calling Elon "The Doge" for a minute and yesterday i asked him if he knew what Doge/dogecoin is. He thought it had something to do with the old principality of Venice. Imagine his surprise when I told him it was an internet dog photo.
27.12.2024 04:13 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0what's brutal about fifteen years of amazing friendship? its okay to just be close with other hot cool people. if we wanted it to happen it would have by now!
12.12.2024 09:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0im new to her but im just sooo in love with everything she's done
07.12.2024 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0serotonin, thy name is Doechii.
07.12.2024 19:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Harvest Witch'
One of the first drawings I truly truly loved. She's now hanging somewhere on Guillermo del Toro's walls
Graphite on paper
Every once in a while I think about how the producers of Masters Of Horror went to horror directors and were like βyou can make anything! Bring us to the depths of hell! NO LIMITS!!β And then Takashi Mike turned in his episode and they were like. βThere is no way we can air any of this.β
04.12.2024 04:22 β π 1074 π 83 π¬ 33 π 6A snowy parking lot at night, with banks of snow to the left and right of a parking spot that bumps up again a short chainlink fence and the black void of night beyond it. there are snowflakes in motion, as if caught in motion. caught in the beam of light, maybe from a flashlight, maybe headlights of some lonely car pulling in to park, is a enormous animal of some kind. It is flayed, its senseless musculature on display amid hanging rags of pale flesh. it is like a giant hound made from scraps of meat, its head is featureless and appears to be formed of many worm like appendages. nerves or tendrils wave in the air, emerging from its long neck and head. its intestines hang loose. there's a crushed coke can on the ground.
Shedding Season
04.12.2024 00:58 β π 4230 π 554 π¬ 70 π 5the tokay was a lady
04.12.2024 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the bunlith 'i want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and im NOT KIDDING' meme in sticker form
made a new sticker lol
you can get it here: yeag.gay
very effective strategy honestly bc ego death isn't an aphrodisiac. it worked like it was supposed to tho
04.12.2024 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0once upon a time i met this cute dude and we went back to his place and he was tryna be smooth and show me his reptile collection.
he goes to take the tokay out and it launched onto his face and latched onto his lower lip for about 5 minutes.
i've never laughed harder. we're still best friends.
if this doesn't cure my sinus infection i was never meant to live
04.12.2024 01:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"we saw you from across the bar and liked your vibe"
21.11.2024 22:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's been a while since we had the last comic writers vs artists debate.
It's an important natural cycle, like catching a cold and developing antibodies. Keeps you strong and virile and I like to watch.
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
Inbread carnotaurus commission for Gaming Beaver from a bit ago
19.11.2024 03:36 β π 1417 π 269 π¬ 26 π 1an in progress linoleum cut in the style of jg posada featuring two skeletons riding bikes. the larger skeleton has sparklers on his head and a maniacal expression.
an in progress linoleum cut in the style of Mexican Printmaker JG Posada featuring a skeleton with angel wings and a long beard atop a bicycle.
where are my printmakers? show yourselves.
#art #printmaking #printmaker #linocut #reliefprint #posada
'"Hastur the King in Yellow" #Lovercraft #necronomicon #digitalart
17.11.2024 05:40 β π 743 π 117 π¬ 8 π 1People who think βcow toolsβ is funny rise up
16.11.2024 14:12 β π 268 π 22 π¬ 14 π 1a warm toned selfie of a blonde femme in a black strappy top and black glasses on a highly edited multicolored background
a mosaic of different pieces of art from @audioquark
a meme depicting the spice girls holding white dots containing the lyrics to wannabe. the last spice girl, Mel b, has been replaced with Pinhead from Hellraiser wearing the fez from gravity falls. his font bubble is heavily distorted. the text reads "if you want to be my lover you have to give me the aux cord". the background is a heavily edited photo collage of foliage and butterflies all in blue and pink tones.
a closeup of wrestler mick foley and a bat wrapped in barbed wire (aka "Barbie). he is bloody but smiling menacingly. text in right third of image reads "my face when its time to bash back" in mixed rainbow font.
hey i'm V. i make decent mixed media art and shitty memes and i'm queer as a three dollar bill. nice to meet y'all
#fineart #visualart #foleyisgod #hellraiser #spicegirls
nothing like losing 2 days to chronic pancreatitis to really make you feel like a winner.
at least my Baldurs Gate party is swagged out
sorry babe thats still Freaks
17.11.2024 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0does anyone else with a visual art background hatewatch mini painting vids because it's literally day 1 color theory to feel something anymore or is it just me?
(mini painters i actually applaud all you do im just a cunt)
The Hunt ππΉ
15.11.2024 17:09 β π 7050 π 1759 π¬ 38 π 10ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP