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Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing 'flu-like symptoms' Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for evaluation after experiencing flu-like symptoms, his spokesperson said.

It’s not the one we’ve all been waiting for but you know what, I’ll take whatever good news we can get. Get worse soon

Davannis shredded Parmesan cheese container

I bought this the other day when the grocery store was out of the kind I wanted and it’s really good

I eat at 11 every day this is why we have free will as people

This means that people who are wrongfully detained by ICE can force ICE to pay for the legal fees it takes them to get out. Could have big implications in how this legal work is paid for.

probably poverty and too much pressure on farmland - also a motivator during the Viking age but most Scandinavian folks who immigrated were promised farmland and they decided after farming increasingly small plots in a fairly marginal farming place as families subdivided that sounded pretty good

The housing inspector commented during the license inspection there’s always one tenant in a duplex whose house is so clean it’s like no one even lives there and one who is a chaos demon and it’s usually the upstairs neighbor who is the chaotic one 😒

My neighbors upstairs do not understand that my next door neighbor and I not shoveling their steps when we shovel the walks is deep disapproval that they never help shovel the sidewalks even though my landlord expects them to help out. This is winter 2 of this so they get what they get

I was not offered a retake

I had a shopper not long ago ask if I still wanted the bell pepper that was green (I ordered green bell peppers) because it’s not ready and I had to tell him they’re green on purpose

At least they asked?

It’s accurate though, I’m not the hottest person alive but I’m not as ugly as the DMV thinks I am. A+ burn though and it was the laugh everyone needed since they passed it around for all to see lol

The staff at the muni told me my drivers license photo is a hate crime because it’s so bad. The DMV is definitely out here humbling me every day 😂

I finally took the time to catch up on my chores today and catch up with some loved ones and I just keep repeating to myself done is better than perfect

A dear friend just told me she’s expecting a baby in June and after we stopped making Gemini jokes got quiet, but it’s good to talk about something that feels normal and joyous

Powderhorn Rent Relief Makers’ Market Fundraiser poster

For local folks, here’s where you can find these on February 7/ where to give money straight to South side neighbors in need

You can do it I believe in you

Aspirations: have highest membership tier of racket money

oh shit we got hennepin hannah

I’ve been so busy today at work, which is super bullshit because usually Fridays are quiet and I can actually catch up on work

My plan for today and most days is to avoid large corporations and go slide some cash to the Homies

10/10 chirp

😂😂 i mean it’s obviously not funny but

There’s been rumors about the union stuff for years, so I guess it’s not totally surprising, but the timing couldn’t be worse

Clearly not

Cool cool cool union drama on top of all this other shit

I just turned off a lamp I was trying to turn on (it was already on) and my brain did not register what was happening for like 30 seconds

For bonus points, I put it in a cactus glass gotta be a little festive

Would recommend!

Sometimes you just need a pineapple margarita

My experience with Metro Transit ads has been for the most part they are social services not capitalism