Kirsten

I think five dollar foot-longs were still a thing even after he was a monster but yeah they….have had some battles

Hahaha I mean I guess technically it would work but I’m not trying to irritate these bites until I lose my mind all week

I haven’t been to subway in years but that’s the last thing I remember 😂

I have so many bug bites I skipped shaving my legs and slathered ointment on instead 😭😭😭

What happened to the $5 foot long??

Moon over water

Moon over water

Caught a couple nice pictures of the super moon last night - I know technically it was full Friday-Saturday but it was storming

Ice cream being held up in front of state park sign

Breakfast of champions - peppermint bon bon to boot

Turns out all my neighbors think I bought the place because I actually mow and shovel and take care of it after a lot of years of no one doing that

I got some spicy boiling tea too

I got dragged to national night out and turns out I already know my neighbors

Damn I just put mow lawn on my pre-vacation to do list like a boomer dad

I had such high hopes for cakes but like all boob products they are for the smaller chested

Golden retriever

No personal space auntie only Rosie space

Is he chonky or just lorge?

lol you mean narnia

He looks shookith

Rosie is the best helper

Maybe but summers are so busy that every Saturday people have 1 million things to do 🤷‍♀️ I definitely did not see any signs or messaging about it until I was like why the fuck is the road closed and had to start looking

Yeah, maybe, but it still feels like people who live in this neighborhood should have realized this would be pretty brutal for their neighbors when they put in for it

Oh, it’s that local then I have absolutely no patience for this fuck up

Makes sense to me. If the people who organized this truly live in the neighborhood, they should know what they’ve done is not gonna be popular

Yeah, that’s been super annoying and then losing central today really was not great for me. That’s my alternate route that I’ve been taking.

I had to take Stinson, but it’s really far from my house

Before all the open streets people come for me I understand at the point, but I live in between all of those streets. That’s too many arterial streets closed with basically no warning

Lowry, central, and Johnson all closed makes it pretty hard to get home right now

There is nothing that gets my red flag meter going quite like men saying things like "it was hard meeting women because I was interested in (insert nerdy thing here)" when I have distinct memories of certain kinds of men in nerdy thing specifically and repeatedly excluding me from nerdy thing.

Maybe…probably too many people though. I’ve seen them in the river though near Nicollet island

Golden retriever attempting to climb into someone’s lap

Henlo auntie am here to do an assist reading your book

Update: I only need to read 10 more books before I’m allowed to buy any new ones!! #booksky

Air quality alert for all of Minnesota through Saturday A northerly wind flow will send multiple waves of Canadian wildfire smoke into Minnesota for the next few days. Air quality will reach the unhealthy range for most of Minnesota.

MPR just interviewed a pulmonologist who advises closing your windows and staying inside. Don’t drive. If you do, keep your windows closed. Wear a well-fitted mask.

Don’t breathe.