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I did the best I could, took a drawing of him by pia Guerra and he's in emperor's new grove get up to a protest but every trumper I saw just squinted at it I think they don't know references anymore

Kiss of the Normal Woman

proud of the portland frogs for making good examples of frogs

Chart comparing the number of camera, the number of giant squid footages and the number of bigfoot footages. Number of giant squids rises as the number of camera increase, but not the number of bigfoot.

Just sayin

All I want in life is to persuade everyone, when encountering politics & culture, to ask, "why are we talking about this?" I mean that very literally: anything you encounter on your screens reflects a choice. Someone covered that, talked about that, rather than the many other things out there. Why?

*slow inhale.

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Longer exhale.*

P funny tho 😞

It's (almost) what we deserve

Count Otter Poppula 1 Sr... @peezky... • 26m The problem with Mastodon is that it makes you feel stupid for not knowing how it works. That was the real hurdle Facebook and everything that came after cleared, you could just join, it didn't take any debugging or jargon. It just, worked. For a while. 6 Trevor Goodchild @trevorgoodchild.bsky.social Follow Yeah you gotta at least try. Put a tiny amount of effort into your experience. I you cant be bothered to think for yourself just a tiny bit then I guess just stay on this fascist friendly site with the CEO who hates you.

Okay I was wrong there are Two problems with Mastodon

Been sad about this one for about five years

there needs to be a standardized scale of how bad thinsg are for you. its so confusing right now. like is it "eating plutonium" bad for you or is it "not going for a daily walk" bad for you

A quarter of FBI agents are assigned to immigration enforcement, per FBI data Nearly a quarter of FBI agents are currently assigned to immigration enforcement, with the number climbing above 40 percent in the bureau’s largest field offices.

File this one away for the aftermath of a terrorist attack that would've been prevented otherwise wapo.st/42y5QyO

I am tired as if I am in the last chapter of life,
and my soul is scattered like autumn leaves.😔💔
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lmfao christ

i say let's start suing the MFers now
they probably haven't used my shit (nobody seems to notice when i post) but i want to force them to prove they haven't

the audacity to build something solely built on thievery & then try to play the victim

toaster bath for AI

Facilitator at a work conference: What do you hope for this group one year from today?

Me: That we're not in a gulag.

Japanese magazine ad for a wall mounted toilet paper holder shaped like Godzilla

the Godzilla toilet paper holder would fix me

i wonder how many folks would still be alive if they’d never caught covid or if they’d only ever caught covid once

The Republican Party is now the party of big government, surveillance and civil rights infringement.🤬

Hoo-YEAH

America, you're dead but you just don't know it yet.

In an interview for a new Netflix documentary filmed months before her death, famed British primatologist Jane Goodall called for billionaire and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk to be blasted into space. “Absolutely, there are people I don’t like,” she told interviewer and TV writer Brad Falchuk, “and I would like to put them on one of Musk’s spaceships and send them all off to the planet he’s sure he’s going to discover.” When asked if she would like Musk to be on the spacecraft alongside them, she sounded off. “Oh, absolutely, he’d be the host,” she said. “Along with Musk, it’d be [president Donald] Trump and some of Trump’s real supporters.” “Put them all on that spaceship and send them off,” she concluded.

If you ever end up recording a final message, ensure you dedicate a good chunk of it to roasting your nemeses, like Jane Goodall did

futurism.com/future-socie...

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen.

A cartoon depicts a man and a woman walking side by side on a street. The woman wears a stylish dress and holds a purse, while the man is in a suit. The caption reads, "My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.”

Current mood

You will be someone else

let gaza live

the thing I love about our current era is how dignified everything is

Palestinians in Gaza have been subjected to conditions of siege, starvation, and occupation for decades, effectively turned into prisoners in their own land. What the world calls terrorism is really the inevitable eruption of a colonized people breaking free from their concentration camp.

we gotta do something about all the sad stuff in the world