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To ensure I can meet all your needs, can you please share the main reason you're considering starting services with AT&T? T-Mobile donated money to Donald Trump's ballroom project.

Time to shop around.

I disagree. It should be left as a constant reminder of what happens when we elect people like him. Let it serve as a warning to future generations.

The marketing dept for the Project Hail Mary movie is really pulling out all the stops. #astrophage

Knowing how quickly Trump turns on people, and how they haven't found a shooter, and how difficult the shit was, and how confident Trump was, I'm going to say Trump had Kirk killed.

Milkyway in a dark sky site over a tree and a camper.

Camping and astrophotography. Not a bad way to spend a clear night

In the self check out of a Walmart in rural Wisconsin. Getting my ID checked for my beverages and the kid says "oh, you're from Illinois. I feel sorry for you, your governor sucks."

Bruh, you're the one working at Walmart, and I think JB is doing a good job.

Take any quote from the right and replace any of the slurs used with a slur for the opposite site.

You see how crazy you sound now?

"Can you put me in touch with your expert?"

You're full of shit and you don't know what you're talking about.

I think we can all agree that the worst thing the boy does in Avril Levine's "Complicated" is that he comes over unannounced.

Remember learning about colonial Boston throwing tea into the harbor because of a greedy tax they had no say in, and we started drinking coffee?

Now coffee prices keep going up because of a greedy tax we have no say in.

ICE arresting an immigrant at an immigration court hearing is like making fun of an obese person at the gym. Why are you punishing them for trying to do things right?

So I might be reading this wrong, but it seems like the BBB is full of time bombs. Is that normal?

I guess I'll withhold my vote until I have evidence that my reps will uphold the law and do their duties.

So you can get $1,000 in meme coin and a cheeseburger to be a seat fillers. I say we all sign up and don't go.

YouTube video by Lisa Simpson Liberal They Have The Plant, But We Have The Power (folk song)

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Happy Mayday.

"Some of y'all never read 100 books to get a personal pan pizza and it shows."

Added this to my range bag.

YouTube video by WIRED How Governments Spy On Protestors—And How To Avoid It | Incognito Mode | WIRED

youtu.be/lL34WpoETds?...

If you plan on going to a protest, wired has some great tips .

Whoa! El Salvador!

I can't believe the good people of El Salvador won't return the guy.

Part of FAFO
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Find
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I asked Chat GPT to write a parody of "Scotty Doesn't Know" about Donald Trump. The results were amazing.

How I feel reading new everyday.

YouTube video by WIRED History Professor Answers Dictator Questions | Tech Support | WIRED

Wired hitting pretty hard and talking facts.
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@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov please vote no on the proposed budgets. Don't be part of the problem.

Whenever he speaks, this is what I think.

Kent Based-man

Imagine how great the world would be if we could all have the courage to admit that we didn't understand something?

Just blame daylight savings time.

That's kinda the point.

It depends on what ev you bought and when. This was pulled from KIA's IG account. Basically saying they're getting an influx of customers who might have purchased a Tesla but decided to get a KIA instead.

Need to get one of these.