James Peltz

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair looking at the camera . Alt: Michael Corleone in The Godfather Part 2, sitting in a chair in a suit and tie, saying “My offer is this: Nothing.” His expression is deadly serious.

“Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.”

From an article in the Guardian: Musk described the Optimus robots, which have not gone into mass production, as the future of the company and of humanity. He reiterated a claim that it would be "the biggest product of all time", and suggested they could be used in everything from healthcare to prisons.

From the same article in the Guardian: "You now get a free Optimus and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime," Musk said. "You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's really wild to think of the possibilities."

This is literally the premise for a dystopian novel.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Did one of his friends shoot him in the face?

Ding dong!

Could have been autocorrect, but if we’re being pedantic, it’s actually “shoo-in” (with hyphen).

And you better take care!

First, let’s assume the Constitution is a sphere. . . .

By “source” I believe he means the source of the screenshot.

Me at the No Kings protest in Albany, NY, October 18, 2025. I’m wearing a green shirt. The crowd behind me stretches down Western Avenue. Flags and parts of protest signs are visible.

This is going on my permanent record.

We’ll never know.

Inside tech billionaire Peter Thiel’s off-the-record lectures about the antichrist The political svengali and investor has been giving lectures on ‘an evil king or tyrant … who appears in the end times’

If I were the antichrist, one of my first moves would definitely be to talk about how someone else is probably the antichrist.

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A demonstrator dressed in an inflatable frog costume stands infront of law enforcement officers during a protest outside of the ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) headquarters in south Portland, Oregon, U.S., October 3, 2025. REUTERS/Carlos Barria

Photo from an actual Portland protest.

They’ll have to pry the em-dash from my cold dead fingers.

So if he were somehow to die . . .

Yeah, this drives me nuts.

Play fascist games, win fascist prizes.

I do speed up to pass, and will go 10 or 15mph over the speed limit, but if some dumbass runs up on my ass doing 30mph over the speed limit, that’s on them, not me.

Wow—so tailgaters somehow aren’t entitled unempathetic drivers?

Pro tip; Don’t tailgate. It’s dumb. It’s dangerous. It makes you look like an asshole.

Tailgating dangerous even if the person in front of you is going slower than you think they should be.

Play Nazi games, win Nazi prizes.

I’ve been hoping for years that Jesus would hurry up and rapture these people and take them somewhere where they can’t do any more harm.

Really wish I could cancel it again. This is shameful.

No shortage of things to be worried about, that’s for sure!

Yeah elections are managed by state and local governments, so it would be very difficult to simply cancel them. Whether the Republicans will accept the results is a different question.

The weird thing is that you’re probably getting off on all these negative responses.

YouTube video by Caio Badner Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruit

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You know who really bitches? Rich people like you. You could literally be doing anything you like, anywhere in the world, and here you are on Bluesky bitching about Democrats and taxes.