Cosmoid

It’s Friday Baby so you know what that means that’s right time to make sure we’re Hunkin it Dumb Boy style in that DooDad Dumb way only the Real heads can

brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

Episode ! THE PHANTOM MENACE Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.

Good morning fellow citizens of the Galactic Republic.

fuck you movie world

I’m A Long-Time Moderate. I’m Sorry It Has Come To This, But How Many Emails With Pronouns In The Signature Could I Be Expected To Endure?

Tomorrow in the NYT

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

Dude the whole of Bluesky feels like any single person could be a bot talking about coffee or thankfulness at anytime.

I don’t really think we’re actually arguing but I do have an insane trigger finger right now, I quit smoking a little over a month ago so maybe I’m missing something. I think I agree with they don’t care but I don’t think they are intelligent. They are vultures trying to eat a corpse.

That college does not equate to intelligence? No I’m not gonna die on a hill. You haven’t even responded to me yet. Can’t even start dying.

I’ve been to college and even a good college transcript distant really mean much when daddy got you in. They don’t actually need to try.

Have you literally even written a single academic paper on media. That’s just not how culture works dude. The wachowskis didn’t
Intend for red pilled to mean you’re racist and hate women but here we are.

Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time

"When you see a biblically accurate angel you should just run away"

Glad to see @pcgamer.com giving gamers good advice

Thank you @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social for preserving this picture of me, @timturi.bsky.social, and Norm MacDonald for future generations.

(cold calling a chef)
I have an idea for a new flavor of ravioli. You make it and sell it in your restaurant and we’ll split the profits 50/50

The line is “Oh no I don’t want to be a chair!”

Lost Jackie Chan movie where in the very beginning an angry witch transforms him into a wooden chair, the entire movie consists of a normal looking wood chair levitating about mid air and hitting bad guys.

He's only on screen for one minute, and has only one line of dialogue

Air disaster at the airport named after guy who fired over ten thousand striking air traffic controllers. Ok

Not just buttered noodles, but buttered wide egg noodles.

Have you ever tried one extremely long and wide buttered noodle?

Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)

Few know how the genre started out

#ClassConsciousness

I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast

I’m blaming trump for the plans crash

one day i'll hit refresh and see one specific piece of news so good that it'll burn my dopamine receptors out completely

if movie theaters are really dedicated to commemorating David Lynch they should do screenings of all of the episodes of THE CLEVELAND SHOW he appeared in

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

Bro please end the meeting bro please end the fucking meeting bro please

This is exactly the same with Chat GPT and Open AI