glow vibes panda

i decided i really love editing my imessages with my friends, i want them to see that i care about clarity and i'm not afraid to be messy about it.

"that might be your secret, elphaba, but it doesn't mean it's true."

so who is going to mash-up subway with somewhere only we know??

ah, the annual day of mourning for the harry potter franchise.

my pharmacy and my psychiatrist's office should pay me for doing their work for them.

i just caught GPT recalling a chat from a time i had memory off, and its response went from "I get how frustrating it is when you’re trying to track what I know versus what you’ve already said" to admitting the error, saying "I shouldn't have," and apologizing. why am i fighting with this thing?

YouTube video by CrashCourse What’s Keeping the Stars Apart | Crash Course Pods: The Universe #7

"we don't know why any of these numbers are the numbers that they are" lol

"I believe there is such a thing as a non-violent fist / I believe the earth is a woman muzzled, beaten, tied to the cold slinging tracks."

YouTube video by Andrea Gibson - Topic Etiquette Leash (feat. Bryan Wagstaff)

andrea gibson, rest in power and in peace. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OrAN...

i'm drinking a beer called bramble prussian and my boyfriend thought it said boy pussy ❤️

jfc, sabrina's new album cover is great. did we all forget about sexy subversion? is there NOTHING complex about the dog metaphor?

"bUt LaPd iSn'T iCe"
ma'am, that's not always how protests work.

turns out they were life-sized robo toy cars

learning stats while cop cars melt. ✊✌️🇲🇽🇵🇸🏴

^ this one

it's probably something like that

Never let me forget the time that someone wrote a news story about Zoey Deschanel leaving her husband Death Cab in favor of her new boyfriend, Cutie front man Ben Gibbard.

screenshot of bigpat the red korbat with lil pat the talpidat

and then i played hot wheels with their twin and kept falling off the track in my tyrannosaurus car because, when i grew up, we pressed the X button to drive! not this R2 nonsense.

it has been the privilege of my life to function as an A Capella Sabrina Carpenter Jukebox for my nibling.

a close up of a cartoon character with a pink shirt Alt: gif of steven universe looking exasperated with side-eye. it's from steven universe future so he's wearing his emo black T-shirt and extra annoyed

WHY do you feel the need to cut off a pedestrian on a crosswalk, sir?

say what you will, those girls probably had excellent sleep hygiene

me: *goes two nights without power*

this must be what the yellowjackets felt like!

walking into work with my brain like, "you wanna guess, the color of my uuunderwear"

it happened, patient asked what it says, and "there is truth, love is real" made her smile.

MY PATIENT INSULTED MY FAVORITE PANTS

i'm rotating on psychiatry now bitches

the innocence💝

me: looking at my phone

toddler in my life: how many batteries do you have

me: 23%

toddler: IT'S GOING TO DIE YOU HAVE TO CHARGE IT